Dammit I almost made it a whole day without posting. HEATHERH -- you didn't suck til you roused the sleeping redhead. Now... well... what eliot said.
Dammit I almost made it a whole day without posting. HEATHERH -- you didn't suck til you roused the sleeping redhead. Now... well... what eliot said.
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[quote author=Morbid Curiousity link=topic=4148.msg158876#msg158876 date=1169668647]
Dammit I almost made it a whole day without posting. HEATHERH -- you didn't suck til you roused the sleeping redhead. Now... well... what eliot said.
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i have tried to fight the posting urge and it doesnt work well for me. 
[move][size=40pt][shadow=black,left]RIP Danielle[/shadow][/size][/move]
[quote author=Morbid Curiousity link=topic=4148.msg158876#msg158876 date=1169668647]
Dammit I almost made it a whole day without posting. HEATHERH -- you didn't suck til you roused the sleeping redhead. Now... well... what eliot said.
[/quote]
red heads dont sleep, they slumber.
[quote author=Morbid Curiousity link=topic=4148.msg158876#msg158876 date=1169668647]
Dammit I almost made it a whole day without posting. HEATHERH -- you didn't suck til you roused the sleeping redhead. Now... well... what eliot said.
[/quote]EXACTLY!!!!!
Like heather she knows EXACTLY how big 2/3 of elephant penis's are in the African Wild Back
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
I'm reporting all of you.
Fucking dolphins.
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=4148.msg158888#msg158888 date=1169669229]
I'm reporting all of you.
Fucking dolphins.
[/quote]
I like dolphins, mellow creatures..
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
For heather... Really might be something she needs
http://theync.com/h012407vagina.shtml
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
[quote author=eliot.eliot link=topic=4148.msg158890#msg158890 date=1169669281]
I like dolphins, mellow creatures..
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That's because dolphins are the only other creatures besides humans that have sex for pleasure, so I've heard.
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
[quote author=eliot.eliot link=topic=4148.msg158896#msg158896 date=1169669423]
For heather... Really might be something she needs
http://theync.com/h012407vagina.shtml
[/quote]
OMFG designa vagina's! now i've heard of it all...that's insane... :lol:
DOLPHIN DILDO!
Delphinus Delight
A Very Friendly Phin.
Here is another unique item we are pleased to bring you. We both have studied several photos and a video of Dolphins and were able to come up with this design. The penis itself emerges from a slit in the base, which was added for additional naturalism.
The item itself is quite useable and highly recommended.(one of my personal favorites) The dimensions are 2" around the shaft which is oval in shape, 7 1/2" from base to tip, 8 1/4" overall length.
This item is $65.00
NOTE the words above are from the dildo website and NOT from my mouth!
<br />The best thing happened. A guy was butchering Conway Twitty at Karaoke and the power went off in the bar. Someone shouted you pissed Jesus off when you messed with Conway!
[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=4148.msg158959#msg158959 date=1169672511]
DOLPHIN DILDO!
Delphinus Delight
A Very Friendly Phin.
Here is another unique item we are pleased to bring you. We both have studied several photos and a video of Dolphins and were able to come up with this design. The penis itself emerges from a slit in the base, which was added for additional naturalism.
The item itself is quite useable and highly recommended.(one of my personal favorites) The dimensions are 2" around the shaft which is oval in shape, 7 1/2" from base to tip, 8 1/4" overall length.
This item is $65.00
NOTE the words above are from the dildo website and NOT from my mouth!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that is great...
would have been better if it did come from your own mouth.
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
That's a weird looking dildo.
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
The sad thing is, I have known about that website for years, and did not just stumble over it looking for pics to post in this site.
[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=4148.msg158968#msg158968 date=1169672879]
The sad thing is, I have known about that website for years, and did not just stumble over it looking for pics to post in this site.
[/quote]
sure you did:roll:
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=4148.msg158900#msg158900 date=1169669630]
That's because dolphins are the only other creatures besides humans that have sex for pleasure, so I've heard.
[/quote]Pigs have thirty-minute orgasms.
Originally Posted by bowieluva
I am sorry to inform you all that Heather had emailed Mike and won't be posting here any more. A moment of silence please.
Oh and RON, ELIOT... she named me as the reason! :lol: God, I hate you assholes.
Giggles.
rip heather....she was a dolt for sure! :lol:
Jesus christ. How did a thread for this Danielle chick get a fucking dolphin dildo in it?
[quote author=LilithsEden link=topic=4148.msg159008#msg159008 date=1169674785]
Jesus christ. How did a thread for this Danielle chick get a fucking dolphin dildo in it?
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The way every other thread does :lol:
Sorry, I sometimes can't help myself. Please forgive me Danielle, you were one cool chick.
haha oh well. no worse than the half naked chicks and razr phone ads all over the site
[quote author=Morbid Curiousity link=topic=4148.msg158995#msg158995 date=1169674196]
I am sorry to inform you all that Heather had emailed Mike and won't be posting here any more. A moment of silence please.
Oh and RON, ELIOT... she named me as the reason! :lol: God, I hate you assholes.
[/quote] Don't cry MC it will be alright. 
RIP Danielle
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