shoes....OMG shoes.

[Artemis]

Dammit.

Grace, mostly. The last time was because I was moving into my apartment and tripped over a crack in the sidewalk while I was carrying a tub. The really bad break was from lifeguarding. See also: getting moshed on in a mosh pit, falling off the sink whilst dyeing my hair, and ONE legit gymnastics injury.

I think my feet are too fat for that first pair. They'd look like sausages.

Wow. You're kind of a badass.

[Nancy Drew]

Wow. You're kind of a badass.

Or clumsy ass, either or.

And Ron, I meant I wanted lighter nude so it would go with everyone else's, not because I'm pasty.

[Deviant Toaster]

[Nancy Drew]

Ooh those are cute. Where can I finds them?

[Deviant Toaster]

They are Christian Louboutin. You can find them on his site or way cheaper at an outlet etc. I am sure there is a company that must compete with him somewhere.

[Nancy Drew]

Aw, man. I feel like if I get those, I'd have to scrap the plane ticket for the wedding. They're gorgeous, though. I'll try to find some knockoffs.

[Deviant Toaster]

Yes find the knock offs. LoL probably downtown LA will have a plethora of them. Though I can not vouch for the comfort level of the knock off. haha

[Artemis]

$800.00. Wow.

[Ron_NYC]

http://www.dsw.com/shoe/g+by+guess+vianaa+pump?prodId=215318&cm_mmc=CSE_GP S_GBYGUESS_215318&mr:trackingCode=3B782C73-1D61-E011-AD03-001B2163195C&mr:referralID=NA&adtype=pla&mr:adType =pla&mr:ad=22396556624&mr:keyword={keyword}

Similar, and a fraction of the price.

[Deviant Toaster]

http://www.dsw.com/shoe/g+by+guess+vianaa+pump?prodId=215318&cm_mmc=CSE_GP S_GBYGUESS_215318&mr:trackingCode=3B782C73-1D61-E011-AD03-001B2163195C&mr:referralID=NA&adtype=pla&mr:adType =pla&mr:ad=22396556624&mr:keyword={keyword}

Similar, and a fraction of the price.

Damn Ron - You're Good!!!

[Nancy Drew]

woohooooo thanks Ron!

[Ron_NYC]

Ha, this should do it:
http://www.polyvore.com/nude_pumps/s...ery=nude+pumps

[Nancy Drew]

I wonder what my friend would think if I showed up in these- http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/...dbwqggtVOfTw6g

[Ron_NYC]

I wonder what my friend would think if I showed up in these- http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/...dbwqggtVOfTw6g

I know what I'd think.

And why did Emmie rep me with a laugh?

[emmieslost]

sorry, ron. i just think it is funny that you're more interested in ladies shoes than i am. and maybe even more than some queens i know.

i thought about texting you photos of my new flipflops the other day. my new 'beach shoes.' but i decided to be nice and not disgust you.

[Ron_NYC]

sorry, ron. i just think it is funny that you're more interested in ladies shoes than i am. and maybe even more than some queens i know.

i thought about texting you photos of my new flipflops the other day. my new 'beach shoes.' but i decided to be nice and not disgust you.

And hey, I know what I like!
If a chick takes me out shopping, I don't even piss and moan. How awesome is that?
(I'm not buying anything for you though)

[beli]

(I'm not buying anything for you though)

[emmieslost]

And hey, I know what I like!
If a chick takes me out shopping, I don't even piss and moan. How awesome is that?
(I'm not buying anything for you though)

i get it. i mean, no i don't get it at all what is to like about shopping? i hate it. this is mostly why my wardrobe is a mess because i don't spend enough time in a store to find something i like or that even fits me properly... ugh.

don't shoot yourself. you could make this a job? find some ladies like myself and do their shopping for them...they just have to give you a lil extra so you can get yourself something new.

i went dress shopping the other day and it was awful. i bought a nice dress that was inexpensive. i get home and there is a little hole in the boob on one side. i rocked it anyway with a scarf. too lazy to do much else about it as i've bad my fill of shopping for the summer.

i would pay someone to shop for me if i could afford it.

[Nancy Drew]

I hate shopping because I got fat. I'm cool with online shoe shopping. EVEN THOUGH MY FEET ARE FAT TOO.

[emmieslost]

shopping is definitely not as fun as it was when i was 135 lbs. but it is actually easier to find things that fit me now that i'm a more 'normal' size. my feet are small though, which can help for shoe shopping. women at shoe stores sometimes comment on that, anyway.

[Nancy Drew]

When I win MegaMillions, the fourteenth thing I'm doing is hiring a personal shopper. I'll get you one too.

[emmieslost]

that is very kind of you.

[beli]

When I win MegaMillions, the fourteenth thing I'm doing is hiring a personal shopper. I'll get you one too.

[Nancy Drew]

Are you applying?

[Ron_NYC]

i get it. i mean, no i don't get it at all what is to like about shopping? i hate it. this is mostly why my wardrobe is a mess because i don't spend enough time in a store to find something i like or that even fits me properly... ugh.

don't shoot yourself. you could make this a job? find some ladies like myself and do their shopping for them...they just have to give you a lil extra so you can get yourself something new.

i went dress shopping the other day and it was awful. i bought a nice dress that was inexpensive. i get home and there is a little hole in the boob on one side. i rocked it anyway with a scarf. too lazy to do much else about it as i've bad my fill of shopping for the summer.

i would pay someone to shop for me if i could afford it.

BUT I'M STRAIGHT, REMEMBER!?!