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    Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/great_news_vodka_now_available.php



    MOSCOW: Good news for vodka lovers as you can consume your favourite drink just like any other solid food, without the hassle of carrying heavy glass bottles.

    Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

    “Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage.

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    Great. Kids are going to be snorting Smirnoffs now in club bathrooms :-D

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    Now there's a future Nobel Prize winner.
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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    WANT.  I like some of the effects of alcohol, just not the CONSTANT NEED TO PEE that happens when I try to consume copious amounts of it.

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    [quote author=honeybee link=topic=23389.msg1465343#msg1465343 date=1259930355]
    Now there's a future Nobel Prize winner.
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    Yeah but now bartenders have to get a degree in Pharmaceutical Sciences 

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    just not the CONSTANT NEED TO PEE that happens when I try to consume copious amounts of it.
    You could also try one of these:



    Shewee is a moulded plastic funnel that provides women with a simple, private and hygienic method of urinating without removing clothes whilst standing AND sitting.
     
    When positioned securely under the crotch, and with underwear pushed to the side, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container or a conveniently located tree!

    http://www.shewee.com/

    Got to love inventors. 


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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    [quote author=honeybee link=topic=23389.msg1465368#msg1465368 date=1259936118]
    You could also try one of these:



    Shewee is a moulded plastic funnel that provides women with a simple, private and hygienic method of urinating without removing clothes whilst standing AND sitting.
       
    When positioned securely under the crotch, and with underwear pushed to the side, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container or a conveniently located tree!

    http://www.shewee.com/

    Got to love inventors. 



    [/quote]

    I would rather piss my pants in public.  I know it's worse but that thing flips me out.

    DISCLAIMER:  I have never pissed my pants in public.

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    This is awesome. How would you calculate your required dosage though? How will they read exactly? 1 pill = 3 beers?  :| :lol:

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    [quote author=Circe link=topic=23389.msg1465990#msg1465990 date=1259977290]
    This is awesome. How would you calculate your required dosage though? How will they read exactly? 1 pill = 3 beers?  :| :lol:
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    I know. People actually drinking can't seem to get when to stop, how the heck is this going to help?

    People are going to pop 4 or 5 to get a good buzz, forget how many they took and pop a few more. :lol:

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    [quote author=wheresthebeef link=topic=23389.msg1465997#msg1465997 date=1259978344]
    I know. People actually drinking can't seem to get when to stop, how the heck is this going to help?

    People are going to pop 4 or 5 to get a good buzz, forget how many they took and pop a few more. :lol:
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    I would think Alcohol poisonings would more then triple. Also wouldn't breathalyzers be out the window. You'd have to draw blood to be able to tell.

    When would someone be over the limit while driving now?

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    I'd be more interested if it was a Jack Daniels gel tab or something.Vodka,not so much. :|
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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    What?!? This is the best news EVER!!

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    I do agree that not having to pee all the time would be a cool benefit of a pill.

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    [quote author=Circe link=topic=23389.msg1465990#msg1465990 date=1259977290]
    This is awesome. How would you calculate your required dosage though? How will they read exactly? 1 pill = 3 beers?  :| :lol:
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    There's a required dosage of vodka?  :lol:

    I don't get the point of this, but it sure would be easier to clean up after a party if there were no glasses and no spills.
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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=23389.msg1467452#msg1467452 date=1260163221]
    There's a required dosage of vodka?  :lol:

    I don't get the point of this, but it sure would be easier to clean up after a party if there were no glasses and no spills.
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    But then what would people do with their hands?

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    Re: Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill!

    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=23389.msg1467452#msg1467452 date=1260163221]
    There's a required dosage of vodka?  :lol:

    I don't get the point of this, but it sure would be easier to clean up after a party if there were no glasses and no spills.
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    That's what the article said, and I know exactly what they mean.  :lol: Your amount of alcohol needed to get a buzz silly.

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