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Emo Dan! I love it
http://www.mydeathspace.com/article/2007/01/17/Daniel_Wust_aka_Emo_Dan_(19)_fell_asleep_while_int oxicated_and_choked_to_death_on_his_own_vomit
Emo Dan! I love it
Doesn't anyone know to put their drunk mates in the recovery position after a big night?
Recovery position???? They didn't teach us that in school.........maybe they should.......
The Recovery Position
If someone passes out from drinking too much, you can help by positioning them in the recovery position so they won’t choke if they vomit. You may not think they have had too much to drink, but they may have combined alcohol with other drugs or may have a medical condition you’re not aware of.
FOLLOW THESE STEPS
Raise the person’s closest arm above their head. Prepare the person to roll toward you.
Gently roll the person’s entire body toward you. Guard the person’s head while you roll them.
Tilt the person’s head to maintain an open airway. Tuck the person’s nearest hand under their cheek to help maintain the head’s tilt.
:sleep: The death of Emo Dan makes me sad, oh so sad, sad, sad, sad to the depths of my emo soul and ... :sleep2: wait a minute, I'm not emo! It was just a bad dream. :-D Thank God!
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Damn, I hate myself when I laugh at some of these. :lol:
BUT, the recovery position was good.
You know, I always get a slight stab of survivor's guilt when I read about people dying as a result of too much alcohol, seeing as the same thing nearly happened to me.:lol: Even smart people can die stupidly. :-P
lol, this is a jimi hendrix special
Choking on your own vomit: it's the new black ... eyeliner.
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Rumor has it he and Mark Falzone were at the same party and choked on each other's vomit. They are both in Jersey. It makes sense.
[quote author=Morbid Curiousity link=topic=4078.msg151057#msg151057 date=1169142057]
Rumor has it he and Mark Falzone were at the same party and choked on each other's vomit. They are both in Jersey. It makes sense.
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They Choked on each other's vomit...??? How the heck does that happen? :lol:
[quote author=pincushion queen link=topic=4078.msg151063#msg151063 date=1169142218]
They Choked on each other's vomit...??? How the heck does that happen?
[/quote]it's a well known fact that 94% of emos are bi. duh.
"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished." -Chuck Palahniuk
Originally Posted by Nancy Drew
I love everyone except Amy.Amy's taste > Tara's
[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=4078.msg151097#msg151097 date=1169142845]
it's a well known fact that 94% of emos are bi. duh.
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hmm well if that were the case wouldnt that mean that if they both passed out while getting it on, one would have puked on the back of the other's head, instead of his mouth? I'm just sayin
Shhhhhhh. . .
If you are very quiet you can hear the sound of thousands of emo tears hitting the ground.
Haahh! His last name looks like Wuss.
And my last name looks similar to Weenie so I can talk shit about last names.
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
[quote author=Morbid Curiousity link=topic=4078.msg151057#msg151057 date=1169142057]
Rumor has it he and Mark Falzone were at the same party and choked on each other's vomit. They are both in Jersey. It makes sense.
[/quote]
:lol: :lol:
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=4078.msg151242#msg151242 date=1169146725]
Haahh! His last name looks like Wuss.
And my last name looks similar to Weenie so I can talk shit about last names.
[/quote]
:lol:
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=4078.msg151242#msg151242 date=1169146725]
Haahh! His last name looks like Wuss.
And my last name looks similar to Weenie so I can talk shit about last names.
[/quote]
You ain't got nothing on me until your principal calls you "Bliss Blowman" at your graduation. I'll never live that shit down.
[quote author=HomicidalLlama link=topic=4078.msg151425#msg151425 date=1169151527]
You ain't got nothing on me until your principal calls you "Bliss Blowman" at your graduation.Â* I'll never live that shit down.
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Damn. You win. :-P
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
[quote author=wickedly_curious link=topic=4078.msg151121#msg151121 date=1169143168]
Shhhhhhh. . .
If you are very quiet you can hear the sound of thousands of emo tears hitting the ground.
[/quote]
as they scribble in their journals.
*still crazy after all these years
[quote author=HomicidalLlama link=topic=4078.msg151425#msg151425 date=1169151527]
You ain't got nothing on me until your principal calls you "Bliss Blowman" at your graduation.Â* I'll never live that shit down.
[/quote]
You poor thing...
<br /><br />I guess I'll never understand.
[quote author=MartiniM link=topic=4078.msg151522#msg151522 date=1169153664]
You poor thing...
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Thanks Martin. That makes it aaaaall better!
[quote author=pincushion queen link=topic=4078.msg151106#msg151106 date=1169142931]
hmm well if that were the case wouldnt that mean that if they both passed out while getting it on, one would have puked on the back of the other's head, instead of his mouth? I'm just sayin
[/quote] I wasn't serious. lol
"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished." -Chuck Palahniuk
I love everyone except Amy.Amy's taste > Tara's
Keep up the good work kids.
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