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    Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- A 27-year-old man who attacked his ex-girlfriend and killed her pet fish has been sentenced to two years probation and a psychological evaluation.

    Court documents say Donald Earl Fite III wanted to reunite with the woman in July, but she wasn't willing. Fite shoved her against a wall and tossed her against a bathtub. The woman fled, then returned to find her fish on the floor with a knife through it.

    Court documents say Fite told an officer, "If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish."

    The Oregonian newspaper reports Fite declined comment Tuesday. His attorney, Tom Macnair, said stabbing the fish was "a very low point" in his client's life.

    Fite pleaded guilty to animal abuse and domestic-violence assault.

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    Heres the douche douche da douche fucks MS...

    http://www.myspace.com/donnyfi

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    Judging by his myspace, I wouldn't say that was his lowpoint--he almost seems to be celebrating it. Gross.

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    He's pretty freaky looking. Wonder what kind of fish it was. All of my fish have been pretty small. I have a vision of this tiny little fish with a knife in it. What a completely freakish thing to do.
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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    WTF type of mentality is that?  If I can't her then she can't have the fish?  Thank God there wasn't a child in the house.

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    His Myspace profile song is .... Drum roll please ! Sacrifice Flipper ?!

    Sacrifice - By Flipper  :lol:
    Bwahahahaha !!!

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    [quote author=Jonelle link=topic=22802.msg1413832#msg1413832 date=1255563873]
    His Myspace profile song is .... Drum roll please ! Sacrifice Flipper ?!

    Sacrifice - By Flipper   :lol:
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    "Forgive me Flipper for I have sinned"...that made me giggle  :oops:
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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    [quote author=beli link=topic=22802.msg1413841#msg1413841 date=1255564195]
    "Forgive me Flipper for I have sinned"...that made me giggle  :oops:
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    I just noticed that .... wow.  At least he has a sense of humor .... :lol:
    Bwahahahaha !!!

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    I am a big animal advocate, but maybe this time I am an asshole because unless it was some type of large rare fish that she somehow loved like her child (which would be weird in and of itself), I am thinking this dude really needs counseling, not a probation officer.


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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    We need to get this guy on our forum, haha.
    Bwahahahaha !!!

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    Court documents say Fite told an officer, "If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish."



    :lol:

    He needs counseling for sure  but women will drive you to do crazy shit  :lol:

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    Good thing she didn't have a dog, cat or some other type of domestic pet. That would've peeved me off a bit more instead of amusing me.
    Bwahahahaha !!!

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    [quote author=Jonelle link=topic=22802.msg1415293#msg1415293 date=1255646049]
    Good thing she didn't have a dog, cat or some other type of domestic pet. That would've peeved me off a bit more instead of amusing me.
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    Me too, which is pretty discriminatory against fish. It's just hard to think of them as being cuddly and fun.
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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=22802.msg1415384#msg1415384 date=1255648686]
    Me too, which is pretty discriminatory against fish. It's just hard to think of them as being cuddly and fun.
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    Also, I love sushi, if I killed an albacore you can rest assured I would be ripping it apart and eating it immidiately. No hesitation. Like a fucking cave woman.


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    [quote author=g r ee n ey e s link=topic=22802.msg1415399#msg1415399 date=1255649090]
    Also, I love sushi, if I killed an albacore you can rest assured I would be ripping it apart and eating it immidiately. No hesitation. Like a fucking cave woman.

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    :lol:  It's impossible for me to think of a fish as a pet. Something fun and interesting to watch maybe, but you can't interact with them at all. The damn leash kept slipping off.
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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=22802.msg1415404#msg1415404 date=1255649207]
    :lol:  It's impossible for me to think of a fish as a pet. Something fun and interesting to watch maybe, but you can't interact with them at all. The damn leash kept slipping off.
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    I have a fish.

    He sperminates in his bowl daily and it's gross. And stupid Beta's eat each other so I can't let him get freaky with a female.


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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    After watching 'Finding Nemo' w-my daughter ... I'm comfy enough w-assuming that they're prob not too fond of us anyway. Lol - If someone were constantly staring at me and causing earthquakes via their fingertip's to my home I'm sure I wouldn't be either. :)
    Bwahahahaha !!!

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    Re: Man Gets Probation After Stabbing Ex-Girlfriend's Pet Fish

    [quote author=g r ee n ey e s link=topic=22802.msg1415408#msg1415408 date=1255649529]
    I have a fish.

    He sperminates in his bowl daily and it's gross. And stupid Beta's eat each other so I can't let him get freaky with a female.
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    If you had a bigger tank you could...youd have to show him the female,let him build his bubble nest,put her in and they would mate,take her out and the mail would keep the eggs in the nest 

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    [quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=22802.msg1415414#msg1415414 date=1255649723]
    If you had a bigger tank you could...youd have to show him the female,let him build his bubble nest,put her in and they would mate,take her out and the mail would keep the eggs in the nest 
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    And he eats them? Evil little sperminating bugger. :x


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