View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight, Dr. Manhattan or Jesus?

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  • Dr. Manhattan

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  • Jesus

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  • Big Baby Jesus

    4 16.67%
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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    I don't know the black women are annoying as fuck sometimes. Yelling and beathing their kids, pushing the cart into you, yapping it up. You could always look away at the white woman tanning. Tough call IMO.



    I hate white people as well.  I wish more would do dumb shit like jump off cliffs, fall down a steep mountain while climbing, race fast cars and burn or skydive. We'd have a lot less crackers running around and we'd all be better off.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=22203.msg1384215#msg1384215 date=1252616726]
    I don't know the black women are annoying as fuck sometimes. Yelling and beathing their kids, pushing the cart into you, yapping it up. You could always look away at the white woman tanning. Tough call IMO.



    I hate white people as well.  I wish more would do dumb shit like jump off cliffs, fall down a steep mountain while climbing, race fast cars and burn or skydive. We'd have a lot less crackers running around and we'd all be better off.
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    It really pisses me off when women bathe their children at Walmart.
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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=22203.msg1384215#msg1384215 date=1252616726]
    I don't know the black women are annoying as fuck sometimes. Yelling and beathing their kids, pushing the cart into you, yapping it up. You could always look away at the white woman tanning. Tough call IMO.



    I hate white people as well.  I wish more would do dumb shit like jump off cliffs, fall down a steep mountain while climbing, race fast cars and burn or skydive. We'd have a lot less crackers running around and we'd all be better off.
    [/quote]

    How do you feel about columbians?
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=22203.msg1384220#msg1384220 date=1252616822]
    How do you feel about columbians?
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    Ghetto Latinos. No class.

    If it wasn't for cocaine, they'd be totally useless.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=22203.msg1384219#msg1384219 date=1252616807]
    It really pisses me off when women bathe their children at Walmart.
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    wut?!  :2huh:  Holy shit  :lol:

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=22203.msg1384224#msg1384224 date=1252616895]

    Ghetto Latinos. No class.

    If it wasn't for cocaine, they'd be totally useless.
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    Glad we feel the same on that cutie.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=22203.msg1384215#msg1384215 date=1252616726]
    I don't know the black women are annoying as fuck sometimes. Yelling and beathing their kids, pushing the cart into you, yapping it up. You could always look away at the white woman tanning. Tough call IMO.



    I hate white people as well.  I wish more would do dumb shit like jump off cliffs, fall down a steep mountain while climbing, race fast cars and burn or skydive. We'd have a lot less crackers running around and we'd all be better off.
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    dust-offing, suiciding over teenage girls, auto-erotic asphyxiation.....

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=22203.msg1384224#msg1384224 date=1252616895]

    Ghetto Latinos. No class.

    If it wasn't for cocaine, they'd be totally useless.
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    Whats your take on Guamanians?

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=22203.msg1384231#msg1384231 date=1252617131]
    Glad we feel the same on that cutie.
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    no homo?

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    Whoa, are we talking Baby Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth or Super Resurrected Jesus with kung fu grip 

    There's a big difference.


    And please tell me you didn't make vids with that cat

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=22203.msg1384240#msg1384240 date=1252617364]
    Whoa, are we talking Baby Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth or Super Resurrected Jesus with kung fu grip 

    There's a big difference.


    And please tell me you didn't make vids with that cat
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    I have a couple of vids out with her. The first one I'm at my computer masturbating and i finish on the floor. I go in the kitchen to get some napkins but when I get back to the computer area the cat is there licking it up.

    And Talking about Ressurected Jesus.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=22203.msg1384236#msg1384236 date=1252617286]
    Whats your take on Guamanians?
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    Very confused individuals. Really don't know what they are. Some think they are Samoan, others Tongan, some even think they are Hawaiian. Most of the general public has no idea what they are, so out of their own confusion and shame they tend to adopt other pacific island cultures and mannerisms.

    The guamanian women really give the best blowjobs though. Back on the island to move up in class they'd have to do this to the men over there. So they have a lot of practice.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=22203.msg1384245#msg1384245 date=1252617489]

    Very confused individuals. Really don't know what they are. Some think they are Samoan, others Tongan, some even think they are Hawaiian. Most of the general public has no idea what they are, so out of their own confusion and shame they tend to adopt other pacific island cultures and mannerisms.

    The guamanian women really give the best blowjobs though. Back on the island to move up in class they'd have to do this to the men over there. So they have a lot of practice.
    [/quote]

    :x


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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=22203.msg1384253#msg1384253 date=1252617758]
    :x


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    You asked for my opinion.

    You are guamanian correct?

    So you don't give good head? Is this what you are telling me?
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=22203.msg1384261#msg1384261 date=1252617933]

    You asked for my opinion.

    You are guamanian correct?

    So you don't give good head? Is this what you are telling me?
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    Yes im Guamanian and
    Yes I give great head,
    but not to "move up in class"

    stay on topic.
    Dr Manhatten or Jesus

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=22203.msg1384262#msg1384262 date=1252618078]
    Yes im Guamanian and
    Yes I give great head,
    but not to "move up in class"


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    Isn't your family high class over there?
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=22203.msg1384262#msg1384262 date=1252618078]
    Yes im Guamanian and
    Yes I give great head,
    but not to "move up in class"

    stay on topic.
    Dr Manhatten or Jesus
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    Hahahaha. That made the thread worth reading. Well done Chauncy :P

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=22203.msg1383995#msg1383995 date=1252603157]
    Who would win in a fight, Dr. Manhattan or Jesus?
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    Added a poll cause this is serious business.
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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    And I still stick by my original answer.


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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    I'd like to see Moses throw down. Like real bloody knuckles type shit....

    Moses Vs. Ari Gold

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    The masses say Dr. Manhattan.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=22203.msg1384333#msg1384333 date=1252622240]
    The masses say Dr. Manhattan.
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    Wrong. Count again

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=22203.msg1384334#msg1384334 date=1252622319]
    Wrong. Count again
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    Dr. Manhattan  - 3 (42.9%)
    Jesus - 2 (28.6%)

    Done.

    Jesus is a virgin
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=22203.msg1384336#msg1384336 date=1252622432]
    Dr. Manhattan   - 3
    Jesus - 6

    Done.

    Jesus is a virgin
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    Fixed.

    Jesus totally knocked boots with mary magdalene

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    Are we talking about this Jesus?



    I think this speaks for itself.  :|

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