View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight, Dr. Manhattan or Jesus?

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    Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    Who would win in a fight, Dr. Manhattan or Jesus?
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    Dr Manhattan!!


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    The microwave.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God ?

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=22203.msg1384003#msg1384003 date=1252604312]
    Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God ?
    [/quote]Lemmy is god.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=22203.msg1384008#msg1384008 date=1252605004]
    Lemmy is god.
    [/quote]

    *Sigh* 

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=g r ee n ey e s link=topic=22203.msg1383997#msg1383997 date=1252603299]
    Dr Manhattan!!
    [/quote]

    Dr. Manhattan is bound to the laws of physics while J.C. is an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent deity. I got my bucks on Jesus
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=22203.msg1384048#msg1384048 date=1252608943]
    Dr. Manhattan is bound to the laws of physics while J.C. is an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent deity. I got my bucks on Jesus
    [/quote]

    Oh yeah? Well could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    I once tried to light a cat on fire, instead we threw it over the fence. .. I was a child ....  

    :| so really I don't care what you do with your cat.

    But you must ask yourself "What would Jesus do?"

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Mrs. Peacock link=topic=22203.msg1384051#msg1384051 date=1252609101]
    I once tried to light a cat on fire, instead we threw it over the fence. .. I was a child ....  

    :| so really I don't care what you do with your cat.

    But you must ask yourself "What would Jesus do?"

    [/quote]

    Was there a cliff on the other side of the fence? An freezing lake? I once skinned a cat.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Mrs. Peacock link=topic=22203.msg1384051#msg1384051 date=1252609101]
    I once tried to light a cat on fire, instead we threw it over the fence. .. I was a child ....  

    :| so really I don't care what you do with your cat.

    But you must ask yourself "What would Jesus do?"

    [/quote]

    I really hope you aren't serious. If so, you should set yourself on fire.  :2smiley:

    If not, then carry on.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=22203.msg1384053#msg1384053 date=1252609360]
    Was there a cliff on the other side of the fence? An freezing lake? I once skinned a cat.
    [/quote]

    a pool. but I'm sure it didn't land in it.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Nocturnity link=topic=22203.msg1384063#msg1384063 date=1252609965]
    I really hope you aren't serious. If so, you should set yourself on fire.  :2smiley:

    If not, then carry on.
    [/quote]

    it was a lighter, and the cat wouldn't stay still while my kid fingers couldn't work the lighter. My friend was holding the
    cat, it was his idea. :/  I didn't go through with it.
    But I understand, I'm just a peacock ,  maybe that's why I had it in for the cat. It'd eat me if I'd let it!

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    wut.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Mrs. Peacock link=topic=22203.msg1384066#msg1384066 date=1252610143]
    it was a lighter, and the cat wouldn't stay still while my kid fingers couldn't work the lighter. My friend was holding the
    cat, it was his idea. :/  I didn't go through with it.
    But I understand, I'm just a peacock ,  maybe that's why I had it in for the cat. It'd eat me if I'd let it!

    [/quote]

    Actually Peacocks aren't known as a staple diet for cats. lol at the word pea cock
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    Serial killer kids.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=22203.msg1384085#msg1384085 date=1252611123]
    Serial killer kids.
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    You beat me to it! Isn't mutilating animals as children always a warning sign?  :2shocked:
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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=emmy_dreamy link=topic=22203.msg1384088#msg1384088 date=1252611207]
    You beat me to it! Isn't mutilating animals as children always a warning sign?  :2shocked:
    [/quote]

    Usually.  :2huh:

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Nocturnity link=topic=22203.msg1384090#msg1384090 date=1252611263]
    Usually.   :2huh:
    [/quote]

    I didn't actually do anything.  :lol: 
    But maybe I'm on "some" list out there you guys don't know about.
    Maybe I'm posting from a home, where I just killed the whole family.
    I left the cat alone.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    So you're completely psychotic? Excellent.
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    No one ever gets me. Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
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    Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=22203.msg1384097#msg1384097 date=1252611951]
    So you're completely psychotic? Excellent.
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    This is why I'm here. You?

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Mrs. Peacock link=topic=22203.msg1384121#msg1384121 date=1252613509]
    This is why I'm here. You?
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    I'm here more for the witty banter and less for the cat killing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    No one ever gets me. Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
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    Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    Some people apparently just have not grown out of the "kid trying to get attention" phase of their existence, I gather.

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=22203.msg1384126#msg1384126 date=1252613860]
    I'm here more for the witty banter and less for the cat killing.
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    and lies I see. Or reconstruction of ones comments. It's cool. I wondered how serious you people were here.

    Should I put cat killer as my sig?

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    Re: Answer my question or my cat gets microwaved.

    [quote author=Nocturnity link=topic=22203.msg1384133#msg1384133 date=1252614208]
    Some people apparently just have not grown out of the "kid trying to get attention" phase of their existence, I gather.
    [/quote]

    Seriously!!!

    Next time someone asks me to explain myself, I'll go sit in the corner instead. You are so wise.

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