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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=21790.msg1365725#msg1365725 date=1250706266]
    Shot down by the cops in the middle of my murderous rampage, how else?
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    I was hoping that you'd squeeze your head so hard that it would explode like a grape.




    My turn!

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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    :lol:


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    *Places Tavin in a tub.*
    *Places Tubgirl on top of Tavin*
    *lets Tubgirl do what she does*
    *Tavin drowns*
    *Tubgirl dies of dysentary*

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    [quote author=mydeathspace link=topic=21790.msg1365760#msg1365760 date=1250707330]
    I was hoping that you'd squeeze your head so hard that it would explode like a grape.




    My turn!
    [/quote]

    While shampooing your hair in the shower one day, it gets a little too soapy in there and you lose your balance and fall to the floor of the tub. Since you never clean out the drain, there's a pool of water about 9 inches deep at the bottom of the tub. The fall knocks you out face-down in the tub and you drown before anyone can come in to help you.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    [quote author=trepid link=topic=21790.msg1365767#msg1365767 date=1250707565]
    :lol:


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    Have i done your death already?
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=21790.msg1365775#msg1365775 date=1250707877]
    Have i done your death already?
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    Do them again.  You did me twice :lol:

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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    How do I die?  I would love to know.

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    [quote author=leapfreak link=topic=21790.msg1365776#msg1365776 date=1250707952]
    Do them again.  You did me twice :lol:
    [/quote]

    You're wrong.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=21790.msg1365775#msg1365775 date=1250707877]
    Have i done your death already?
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    You forgot me. Do meeee!

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    [quote author=winters_footsteps link=topic=21790.msg1365777#msg1365777 date=1250707992]
    How do I die?  I would love to know.
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    Alcohol poisoning. Deep down you already know this.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    no

    enlighten me mate  

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    [quote author=EnigmaticCat link=topic=21790.msg1365780#msg1365780 date=1250708061]
    You forgot me. Do meeee!
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    You saw the news report about onthedarksides death due to autoerotic asphyxiation. Already having the proper equipment over your head, you find this intriguing.

    Curiosity killed the cat.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=21790.msg1365778#msg1365778 date=1250708004]
    You're wrong.
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    Wait a sec

    Are you just a promotional advertisement for that new Final Destination movie??

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    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=21790.msg1365782#msg1365782 date=1250708098]
    Alcohol poisoning. Deep down you already know this.
    [/quote]

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I am sooooo not a drinker.  I guess I start binge drinking in my sleep.

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    [quote author=trepid link=topic=21790.msg1365783#msg1365783 date=1250708112]
    no

    enlighten me mate  
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    The internet eats you.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    :2wave:

    me next, please!

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    [quote author=k_bass link=topic=21790.msg1365790#msg1365790 date=1250708295]
    :2wave:

    me next, please!
    [/quote]

    You get trampled in Pamplona by people running away from bulls.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=21790.msg1365789#msg1365789 date=1250708257]
    The internet eats you. [/quote]

    Unique yet boring.

    I want my money back.  :x

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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=21790.msg1365786#msg1365786 date=1250708204]
    You saw the news report about onthedarksides death due to autoerotic asphyxiation. Already having the proper equipment over your head, you find this intriguing.

    Curiosity killed the cat.
    [/quote]
    :lol:  Are you referring to my avatar.  So, I'm suffocated by a box.  Actually I do kind of like putting stuff on my head.

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    Y Halo Thar.  


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    [quote author=Kristinella link=topic=21790.msg1365800#msg1365800 date=1250708622]
    Y Halo Thar.  


    [/quote]

    Eaten by a bear during a camping trip. It wasn't a funny story so I won't go into more detail, but suffice to say the only way you were identified was via dental records so keep going to the dentist.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    I already know how I will die as i will kill myself tomorrow, but I'm interested if there may be another fate for me.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=21790.msg1365803#msg1365803 date=1250708773]
    I already know how I will die as i will kill myself tomorrow, but I'm interested if there may be another fate for me.
    [/quote]

    You freeze to death. Sorry, it's not that creative and I don't feel like embellishing.
    I thought I was fucked up with no shoes till I met a man with no feet.

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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    THIS GUY IS A FUCKING SORCERER!

    do not look him in the eye.

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    Re: In this thread I tell you how you will die

    [quote author=concept2complex link=topic=21790.msg1365802#msg1365802 date=1250708746]
    Eaten by a bear during a camping trip. It wasn't a funny story so I won't go into more detail, but suffice to say the only way you were identified was via dental records so keep going to the dentist.
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    FALSE.

    I would never go camping and am not in bear territory.  I would like another reading, please.


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