Jared has tried to add me 3 times on MySpace. I have denied him each time.
Enough said.
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Jared has tried to add me 3 times on MySpace. I have denied him each time.
Enough said.
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"Drunk with mom... again!"
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[tt]To: Ed.s, Cleveland Scene
Re: Jared Kraus and his "Dearly Departed"
Dear Cleveland Scene,
What the fuck?!Â* No one will buy into my MDS-inspired article, and my story prospectus alone is an order of magnitude better than this tripe, by all indications written by a eunuch of prose who is apparently too lazy to ask the actual identities of his primary sources -- yet this babbling hack with a possible talent for lead-ins is getting paid to churn out this puppyshit while I languish broke and freezing cold in a tiny apartment in the Provinces!Â* That God has seen fit to make him work in Cleveland offers me some solace, but not enough to keep me from declaring a blood vendetta against Jared Kraus.Â*
You may have just been exercising bland hackery in the wrong place at the wrong time, Kraus, but that bothers me significantly less than it should alarm you.Â* Damn you, Jared Kraus!Â* When I find you, you will wish you had been born a fucking iguana!
[lets out an inhuman shriek of anguish and attacks computer monitor like a squid with rabies]
Sincerely,
[my name][/tt]
[tt][size=17pt]Most hottest user of correct grammar and syntax.[/size][/tt]<br /><br />[quote author=waltflannigansdog]<br />...spiders fuck up everything...[/quote]
I actually enjoyed the article. Hell his opening story was a great catch... kept me reading. Sure he took his shots at us... but what do we do EVERY day on this board. I wouldn't be suprised if he is already a member and has been chatting all along.
Boring game.
[quote author=DEADZONECARTMAN link=topic=3669.msg143859#msg143859 date=1168695592]
I actually enjoyed the article. Hell his opening story was a great catch... kept me reading. Sure he took his shots at us... but what do we do EVERY day on this board. I wouldn't be suprised if he is already a member and has been chatting all along.
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Funny, that's EXACTLY what my boyfriend said when he read it. He said, "I don't even like deathspace, but when he describes the girl reading it with her wet hair and so wrapped up in it all it proves to me that it can be very exciting! If anything it's a really good endorsement"
Movies Anything on Lifetime. 80s slasher movies. Sideways
Television Saved by the Bell (Post Ms. Bliss, Pre-college years)
Books i'll wait for the movie version. if they don't make one, it obviously wasn't a that good of a book
Well he sure has good taste in entertainment :roll:
[quote author=colonelcorn link=topic=3669.msg144652#msg144652 date=1168772490]
Movies Anything on Lifetime. 80s slasher movies. Sideways
Television Saved by the Bell (Post Ms. Bliss, Pre-college years)
Books i'll wait for the movie version. if they don't make one, it obviously wasn't a that good of a book
Well he sure has good taste in entertainmentÂ* :roll:
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And he's a writer. La Virgen on a stick, doesn't he know that generally only the worst, mass-market pap gets made into movies, and when good books do get "made," they tend to suck dog balls? Witness: Starship Troopers.
[tt][size=17pt]Most hottest user of correct grammar and syntax.[/size][/tt]<br /><br />[quote author=waltflannigansdog]<br />...spiders fuck up everything...[/quote]
Leave Saved By The Bell out of this! I grew up on, and loved that damn show!
Boring game.
[quote author=DEADZONECARTMAN link=topic=3669.msg144824#msg144824 date=1168798911]
Leave Saved By The Bell out of this! I grew up on, and loved that damn show!
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Ha! I'm watching Saved By The Bell as we speak! It's on TBS every morning at 7am... It's my guilty pleasure or something :)
[quote author=mlg78 link=topic=3669.msg145630#msg145630 date=1168863539]
Ha!Â* I'm watching Saved By The Bell as we speak!Â* It's on TBS every morning at 7am...Â* It's my guilty pleasure or something :)
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I think it's many people's guilty pleasure!
Boring game.
[quote author=colonelcorn link=topic=3669.msg144652#msg144652 date=1168772490]
Movies Anything on Lifetime. 80s slasher movies. Sideways
Television Saved by the Bell (Post Ms. Bliss, Pre-college years)
Books i'll wait for the movie version. if they don't make one, it obviously wasn't a that good of a book
Well he sure has good taste in entertainment :roll:
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I think he was trying to be witty. He failed.
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=3669.msg155352#msg155352 date=1169442064]
I think he was trying to be witty. He failed.
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He just doesn't want to admit in writing that the only things he's read in the last five years have been Harry Potter novels and the entirety of the Left Behind series.
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[quote author=noodleboy link=topic=3669.msg155362#msg155362 date=1169443453]
He just doesn't want to admit in writing that the only things he's read in the last five years have been Harry Potter novels and the entirety of the Left Behind series.
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Hey! I've read all of the Harry Potter books. I'll punch you!
[quote author=HomicidalLlama link=topic=3669.msg155628#msg155628 date=1169476659]
Hey!Â* I've read all of the Harry Potter books.Â* I'll punch you!
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movies better...
Hermoine (sp?)... Oh is she ever a nic elittle piece of jailbait!
Boring game.
[quote author=DEADZONECARTMAN link=topic=3669.msg155639#msg155639 date=1169478529]
movies better...
Hermoine (sp?)... Oh is she ever a nic elittle piece of jailbait!
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Damn Straight She Is. I Wouldn't Fuck Daniel Radcliffe With Courtney Love's Dick Though...
Oh God, Stop The Voices *SCREAM*
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