Michael Jackson (50) dies from cardiac arrest

[mydeathspace]

haha at Kurt Loder's interview:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/08/kurt-l...hild-molester/

Kurt Loder -- the longtime face of "MTV News" -- says he believes Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Loder appeared on the "Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning" radio show this morning ... when he was asked if he thought MJ's death was a tragedy.

Loder replied, "Its a shame how he grew up ... his childhood was a shame ... there is many sad aspects to his life, ... on the other hand, I think he was a child molester, and that sort of tempers any feelings you might have about him."

When asked why he believed MJ molested kids, Loder claimed he knew about secret payouts to the parents of little boys ... and pointed to MJ's bizarre behavior.

"Having sleepovers with little boys, and you're a 40 year old man??? Uh, NO. You're like a child molester."

Loder continues, "Maybe being a child molester is the product of a pretty terrible childhood he had ... you can see why that might have happened. On the other hand, molesting children is bad."

Audio here: http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk...r_mj_audio.mp3

[g r ee n ey e s]

I can respect Loder's opinion.

[deeply shaded]

HOW DO WE LOSE WEIGHT??? I'm guessing it's related to hurling cum on your face.

Delicious, nutritious and low in calories!

The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

Water
Vitamin C
Citric acid
Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
Zinc
Prostaglandins

For comparison, a greasy cheeseburger contains over 500 calories, so to equal one junk-food attack you'd need to gulp down over 100 ejaculates. Comforting thought...

[Olivia]

Stuff found in MJ's bedroom after he died

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1370099

[g r ee n ey e s]

.. what's with the baby posters?

[Chauncy]

He sure loved them white chidren.

[DiaDeLosMuertos]

weird!

[*crickets*]

.. what's with the baby posters?

The baby pics might be 'his' kids, i.e. Prince and Paris (the white babies)...don't know about the little black baby, maybe MJ as a baby?

Whatever else anyone says about MJ, he ADORED his kids.

[Chauncy]

Whatever else anyone says about MJ, he ADORED ALL kids.

There i changed it for ya.

[Olivia]

The baby pics might be 'his' kids, i.e. Prince and Paris (the white babies)...don't know about the little black baby, maybe MJ as a baby?
Whatever else anyone says about MJ, he ADORED his kids.

I am pretty sure none of the bolded is correct.

[Ron_NYC]

I am pretty sure none of the bolded is correct.

Yes it is.

[Ron_NYC]

and I had these on my walls. Didn't mean I wanted to fuck em.

[Olivia]

and I had these on my walls. Didn't mean I wanted to fuck em.

So you don't have them now? You're already one step ahead of poor MJ. I see a photo to the right that is him as a teen or young adult. The rest seem to be taken from ads/stock photos of generic kids.

[Ron_NYC]

So you don't have them now? You're already one step ahead of poor MJ. I see a photo to the right that is him as a teen or young adult. The rest seem to be taken from ads/stock photos of generic kids.

New frames don't come empty.

[Chauncy]

and I had these on my walls. Didn't mean I wanted to fuck em.

Did you have sleepovers and cuddle with them?

[*crickets*]

I am pretty sure none of the bolded is correct.

Just guessing here...

[Ron_NYC]

Did you have sleepovers and cuddle with them?

I wish.

I mean, I'm sure they'd bring groupies.

[Rockabillychick]

That large "sweet baby" picture looks like a Target Ad.

[Sarahric13]

I wish.

I mean, I'm sure they'd bring groupies.

Unskinny Bopbopbop...just blows me away-hay...