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    senior cunt emmieslost's Avatar
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    trammy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice View Post
    Radica.... what are you doing tonight? Are you free for a drink with one of my good friends? He's an awesome guy.
    yeah! fake lesbian came out of hiding! remember - i'm taking tally.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    who you be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice View Post
    Radica.... what are you doing tonight? Are you free for a drink with one of my good friends? He's an awesome guy.
    tuesday night is probably the only night that wouldn't work out for me actually. i am required to knock out rather early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post
    I, for one, am relieved that she keeps her nails clean. I'd been wondering about that.

    Radica, when I'm back home in a couple weeks, lets go get our nails did.
    shit i haven't been teased like this since .... my first.... um....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice View Post
    I was just being a dick. I will try harder to be funny
    i dunno i might be tired but that came off sexy to me. don't mind me. but thanQ. keep trying.

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    i'm tallying the lesbos, fake lesbos vs. men on MDS. pleased to meet you.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    Do you have a camera from the future?
    no but i had a crystal ball. it broke. too lazy to fix it.

    i am kinda sorta (yes totally) reading all of the shit i wrote in this thread.
    i had to read some parts more than once. im just glad that i am not an asshole. otherwise it is business as usual.

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    Were you on ambien?

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i'm tallying the lesbos, fake lesbos vs. men on MDS. pleased to meet you.
    wait i am not lesbian. i rarely get attracted to girls who remind me of myself. physically and mentally. if i had an identical twin we would be so soft, tender, and happy.

    otherwise cute boys are theeeee best to slap around.

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    Are you sure you dont snort oxy and live in new jersey homeboy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Were you on ambien?
    no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinese Godzilla View Post
    Are you sure you dont snort oxy and live in new jersey homeboy?
    jersey? ur killing me here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinese Godzilla View Post
    Are you sure you dont snort oxy and live in new jersey homeboy?
    My paranoid side thought that too, broski.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i'm tallying the lesbos, fake lesbos vs. men on MDS. pleased to meet you.
    I'm none of the three. Your system is broken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I'm none of the three. Your system is broken.
    I would guess we're in some other category.

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    da fuq is going on in here?
    lol


    I never try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    My paranoid side thought that too, broski.
    Didn't everyone?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    I would guess we're in some other category.
    bingo. that category is titled 'other'.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    if i might re-direct traffic back to the original purpose of this thread...
    i'm new. and my name is cassandra.
    carry on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MineSaysSweet View Post
    if i might re-direct traffic back to the original purpose of this thread...
    i'm new. and my name is cassandra.
    carry on!
    lesbian?
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    negative, ghostrider.
    i am, however, selfish. (bisexual) ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MineSaysSweet View Post
    negative, ghostrider.
    i am, however, selfish. (bisexual) ;)
    single?

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    fake lesbian then. check.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Not every bi girl is a fake lesbian!

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