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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    You guys are disgusting.
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    TPT is more caramel. She's sweet and so smooth she'll slide a finger in your butthole.

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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    [quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=3591.msg1498715#msg1498715 date=1262864409]
    You guys are disgusting.
    [/quote]I didn't post the pic!
    I was funny, but it was ew, too.

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    I'm so ashamed to be part of this forum.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow
    TPT is more caramel. She's sweet and so smooth she'll slide a finger in your butthole.

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    [quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=3591.msg1498718#msg1498718 date=1262864692]
    I'm so ashamed to be part of this forum.
    [/quote] :lol: 
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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    [quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=3591.msg1498639#msg1498639 date=1262856019]
    Trapdoor spiders perhaps?

    [/quote]

    That's freaking disgusting!!!  Ahhhh!!



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    [quote author=Sweet Lips link=topic=3591.msg1498817#msg1498817 date=1262879436]
    That's freaking disgusting!!!  Ahhhh!!
    [/quote]
    :lol: please, no one repost that picture

    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=3591.msg1498631#msg1498631 date=1262855683]

    [/quote]
    get out of my photobucket Wifey


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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=3591.msg1498120#msg1498120 date=1262824079]
    :lol: how do i capture the act of me swallowing in a photograph?

    and ewww who would really wanna see that ?!  :2huh:
    [/quote]
    There's just like an entire part of the porn industry dedicated to it.
    You just don't know porn, or porn actors sweetie. It's OK.
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    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=3591.msg1498839#msg1498839 date=1262880300]
    You just don't know porn, or porn actors sweetie. It's OK.
    [/quote]
    ....on the contrary  ......

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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=3591.msg1498825#msg1498825 date=1262879772]

    get out of my photobucket Wifey


    [/quote]

    you're my ho.  i do what i want. 
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    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=3591.msg1498885#msg1498885 date=1262881910]
    you're my ho.  i do what i want. 
    [/quote]

    i missed you controlling me in this abusive relationship we have 
    it feels good to be back

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    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=3591.msg1498842#msg1498842 date=1262880398]
    ....on the contrary  ......
    [/quote]

    But the real question is, do you watch pregnant porn?

    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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    [quote author=Cat Pajamas link=topic=3591.msg1498911#msg1498911 date=1262882844]
    But the real question is, do you watch pregnant porn?
    [/quote]

    I dont go out of my way to watch it but if its on i dont discriminate.

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    Ahhhh, porn.....
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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    Hello to all the MDSers out there.  I'm new to the forums but not to the site.  I've been checking out MDS for some time now since I stumbled across it, please don't ask me dates or how, I honestly do not remember.

    I decided to hop on the forums here to see what all was on here and take a look around.  I am having a ball reading the hate mail section.

    Hopefully I'll be able to contribute to the discussions on here.

    Thank you for the site and I'll be lurking around,

    Michael
    Sacramento, CA

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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    [quote author=dslmwgraves link=topic=3591.msg1501386#msg1501386 date=1263055706]
    Hello to all the MDSers out there.  I'm new to the forums but not to the site.  I've been checking out MDS for some time now since I stumbled across it, please don't ask me dates or how, I honestly do not remember.

    I decided to hop on the forums here to see what all was on here and take a look around.  I am having a ball reading the hate mail section.

    Hopefully I'll be able to contribute to the discussions on here.

    Thank you for the site and I'll be lurking around,

    Michael
    Sacramento, CA
    [/quote]


    So what's your take on porn?  Preferences?

    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    [quote author=Cat Pajamas link=topic=3591.msg1501403#msg1501403 date=1263062044]

    So what's your take on porn?  Preferences?
    [/quote]
    now Cat that is a serious breech of etiquette

    FIRST we ask if they are into anal, THEN porn preferences.

    Please forgive her - shes got a good heart really.
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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    [quote author=dslmwgraves link=topic=3591.msg1501386#msg1501386 date=1263055706]
    Hello to all the MDSers out there.  I'm new to the forums but not to the site.  I've been checking out MDS for some time now since I stumbled across it, please don't ask me dates or how, I honestly do not remember.

    I decided to hop on the forums here to see what all was on here and take a look around.  I am having a ball reading the hate mail section.

    Hopefully I'll be able to contribute to the discussions on here.

    Thank you for the site and I'll be lurking around,

    Michael
    Sacramento, CA
    [/quote]
    do you swallow?

    ETA: Welcome to MDS!!
    I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute.

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    another cali resident! Welcome! 


    [quote author=okac link=topic=3591.msg1501446#msg1501446 date=1263069023]
    do you swallow?
    [/quote]

    So, do ya? 
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    [quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=3591.msg1501458#msg1501458 date=1263070579]
    So, do ya? 
    [/quote]
    absolutely.
    I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute.

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    [quote author=okac link=topic=3591.msg1501460#msg1501460 date=1263071003]
    absolutely.
    [/quote]

    I knew I liked you for a reason. 
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Re: New members, introduce yourselves here...

    Ugh. I do not swallow, and I don't care if this makes me less cool or less desirable.

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    [quote author=nerysinci link=topic=3591.msg1501470#msg1501470 date=1263072351]
    Ugh. I do not swallow, and I don't care if this makes me less cool or less desirable.
    [/quote]

    Noted. I'm adding this question to my MDS member info spreadsheet. 
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    I will however, do most everything else, not including shit, piss, vomit, etc...

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    [quote author=nerysinci link=topic=3591.msg1501473#msg1501473 date=1263072534]
    I will however, do most everything else, not including shit, piss, vomit, etc...
    [/quote]

    dually noted. 
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    [quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=3591.msg1501474#msg1501474 date=1263072835]
    dually noted. 
    [/quote]

    Duly. Or did you note it twice? 
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