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    whatever. quit acting like you've never had a kangaroo in your bed.

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    Did you poop out Poppy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    Did you poop out Poppy?

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    Hi Digger, my fabulous comp. know-how was needed in another thread.

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    Grab Your Boomstick: The Zombie Apocalypse May Actually Be Upon Us

    By now we've all seen the awful, awful story about the Florida man who was shot to death by police for refusing to stop chewing on another man's face.

    We joked around about it being the canary in the mine shaft of an impending zombie apocalypse. But as Tumblr blogger "I Hope Rick Santorum" helpfully points out in an appropriately viral post, this latest incident is not so much a warning shot as it is another in a disconcertingly intensifying stream of zombie-invoking headlines — all from the past two weeks, and all from the Sunshine State.

    It all started on 5/16 with an ominous story about a "mysterious rash" at McArthur High School in Hollywood that launched a HazMat investigation. Twleve students and two teachers were treated and released. The source of the rash remains unknown.

    Flashfoward two days: HazMat crews were called in to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport to determine the source of an "unknown chemical" that sent five people to the hospital. Theories abound, but an exact cause was not confirmed.

    On 5/20, the first real sign of trouble: 41-year-old Dr. Zachary Bird, was arrested by the Florida Highway Patrol near Orlando and charged with felony battery charges for spitting blood in a patrolman's face. He was also "extremely agitated and enraged," and repeatedly banged his head on the patrol car's plexiglass partition "until he bled."

    A few days later, another mystery rash was reported at yet another Broward County school. A HazMat team was once again called in to investigate, and once again left without any concrete answers.

    The following day, a "disoriented" Canadian man was arrested aboard an American Airlines plane after he inexpicably attempted to rush the cockpit. The plane had just landed in Miami.

    On Saturday, an unidentified homeless man had some 80% of his face bitten off by 31-year-old Rudy Eugene.

    And here's the bad news: Whatever's happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: "Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter."

    And in Hackensack, New Jersey, today, a man was rushed to the hospital after he reportedly cut out his own intestines and threw them at police officers.

    Forget Facebook Stock: Invest in a good bunker.






    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post
    whatever. quit acting like you've never had a kangaroo in your bed.

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    I don't know what kind of sick consolation it is, but I'm kinda relieved he still has the bottom half of his face?

    Do we think he looks as bad as the woman mauled by the chimp? I think she had it worse.

    Poor guy :(


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    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    ugh. ugh. ugh.
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    I didn't come here to read.
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    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    i feel like the worst photo is his before picture, actually. at least that really makes it hit home for me. fuck.

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    We should quarantine Florida either way!

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    Wow...just checked out the pic...dayum...I knew it was bad but it took me a minute to actually see where his features should be!

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    Grab your broomstick?

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Grab your broomstick?
    Boomstick from evil dead, I believe. Well the third one.
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    When you start looking for freaky news, it's easy to find. Ask anyone who works at a hospital.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Can't change thread title. It will kill the link on Facebook.

    Come on! NSFW? You guys are getting soft. As if you've never seen a mutilated hamburger face before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mydeathspace View Post
    Can't change thread title. It will kill the link on Facebook.

    Come on! NSFW? You guys are getting soft. As if you've never seen a mutilated hamburger face before.
    Don't look at me, I don't give a shit. I was just trying to avoid 4 pages of "I didn't need to see that" and "WTF!?!? I'm at work!" posts.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i really don't give a shit if the pics are up and i am at work. i mean, MDS isn't something i sould be looking at anyway bc it weirds people out. (no offense, mike).
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    I didn't come here to read.
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    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    they record what i do on my computer at work and i'm always amazed no one says shit about my MDS surfing or my "i <3 sodomy" avvie.

    yeah, i give no fucks really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aquatwins View Post
    They need to start making a michellen man tire suit for protection soon then.
    I don't care how tripping balls crazy you are, you aren't biting thru a fucken tire.
    Zombie expert (ahem) Jonathan Maberry recently said, "The smartest object of defense isn't a gun or knife -- it's body armor made from carpet. You can't really bite through it and there's carpet everywhere. In the movies, the characters always run out into a crowd of zoms wearing ordinary clothes. I'd tear up the carpet, secure it with some duct tape (and we all have duct tape), and then stroll through the crowd of frustrated zombies."

    It's a great idea. Carpet is somewhat stiff and will hinder your movement, but not as much as, say, armor or tires. You could still be easily mobile while wearing a suit of carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mydeathspace View Post
    Can't change thread title. It will kill the link on Facebook.

    Come on! NSFW? You guys are getting soft. As if you've never seen a mutilated hamburger face before.
    I didnt mind the pics so much as I feel like other people might.

    Also, are we allowed to be super asshole "ZOMG CAYTLYNN TR...." again? Cause I miss those days.

    Speaking of, I havent noticed an overwhelming number of Kaitlyn (and various other spellings) deaths for a while... did they all die off or?
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    Quote Originally Posted by okac View Post
    Speaking of, I havent noticed an overwhelming number of Kaitlyn (and various other spellings) deaths for a while... did they all die off or?
    People aren't sending in as many deaths anymore. 1 or 2 per day instead of dozens like there used to be. boooo.

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    interesting... I wonder why
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    Quote Originally Posted by mydeathspace View Post
    People aren't sending in as many deaths anymore. 1 or 2 per day instead of dozens like there used to be. boooo.
    Those flaky bastards think we are still down.


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by okac View Post
    interesting... I wonder why
    They've all read MDS and learned prevention techniques.
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