New members, introduce yourselves here...

[vaela]

I'm exhausted and I hate introductions and I'm confused, slightly, as to whether this is about food or introducing noobs, but it would feel incomplete to post anything without saying hello first. My name is Vaela, I'm 19, I live in Nashville, I have a consuming obsession with death (I'm on xanax for panic attacks that started after watching Eugene Armstrong's video). I have been obsessed with MDS for at least a couple of years although I just discovered the forums recently because I'm slightly dumb. I have been coming to terms with my own mortality and I have an intense fear of dying, but this forum has been helping my mental health. I punish myself by mourning for strangers, I'm obsessed with seeing the last signs of life on a dead person's myspace or facebook, and the only thing I have ever been more addicted to than MDS is World of Warcraft. My friends don't understand my obsession but I hope to become less crazy by participating here. You guys seem cool.

[dementedeeyore]

[quote author=vaela link=topic=3591.msg1718303#msg1718303 date=1284887634]
I'm exhausted and I hate introductions and I'm confused, slightly, as to whether this is about food or introducing noobs, but it would feel incomplete to post anything without saying hello first. My name is Vaela, I'm 19, I live in Nashville, I have a consuming obsession with death (I'm on xanax for panic attacks that started after watching Eugene Armstrong's video). I have been obsessed with MDS for at least a couple of years although I just discovered the forums recently because I'm slightly dumb. I have been coming to terms with my own mortality and I have an intense fear of dying, but this forum has been helping my mental health. I punish myself by mourning for strangers, I'm obsessed with seeing the last signs of life on a dead person's myspace or facebook, and the only thing I have ever been more addicted to than MDS is World of Warcraft. My friends don't understand my obsession but I hope to become less crazy by participating here. You guys seem cool.
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Welcome! It seems as though you've come to the right place. You might need kind of a thick skin at first, because trolls and weirdos have made the regulars a little suspicious of everyone they don't know. But stick it out and let us get to know you. It's worth it.

[iusedtobenormal]

I'm exhausted and I hate introductions and I'm confused, slightly, as to whether this is about food or introducing noobs

 
Well it had the potential to be about something much more exciting than food if certain members didn't misinterpret the innuendo 'Cunnilingus' as being 'Culinary'.... 

[Deviant Toaster]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=3591.msg1718245#msg1718245 date=1284879270]
I'm not supposed to share?
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I know you want to share, but I am just looking out for you. I was just thinking about the girl who posted photo's of her baby with it's bong and got the cops all up in her business. I would hate to see you in jail or worse on Nancy Grace trying to explain your baby roasting.

No, wait you taking on Nancy Grace would be beyond awesome...carry on!

[puzzld]

[quote author=Deviant Toaster link=topic=3591.msg1718315#msg1718315 date=1284894463]
I know you want to share, but I am just looking out for you. I was just thinking about the girl who posted photo's of her baby with it's bong and got the cops all up in her business. I would hate to see you in jail or worse on Nancy Grace trying to explain your baby roasting.

No, wait you taking on Nancy Grace would be beyond awesome...carry on!
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I've got DS pwns Nancy for $5.  Any takers?
[quote author=iusedtobenormal link=topic=3591.msg1718311#msg1718311 date=1284892140]
 
Well it had the potential to be about something much more exciting than food if certain members didn't misinterpret the innuendo 'Cunnilingus' as being 'Culinary'.... 
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Hello.  This is mydeathspace.  Not mylittledeathspace.


Next up.  The iron chef shows us how to whip up a nice flat iron steak.

[verysad2see]

[quote author=Skarerika link=topic=3591.msg1718394#msg1718394 date=1284913759]
Wow, I log out, go to bed and wake up to news about eating noobs. Sounds fun!


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Is that what happens to noobs here? But for the grace of god go I.

[puzzld]

[quote author=verysad2see link=topic=3591.msg1718399#msg1718399 date=1284914198]
Is that what happens to noobs here?
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Only the annoying ones.  Or the especially tasty looking ones.

[deeply shaded]

Wow. I'm speechless.

[puzzld]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=3591.msg1718420#msg1718420 date=1284915954]
Wow. I'm speechless.
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[deeply shaded]

[quote author=puzzld link=topic=3591.msg1718423#msg1718423 date=1284916191]

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Not about your post. You kinda slipped in there before I got done posting.  :lol:

This one kinda blew me away because she sounds like she may need a bit more help than MDS can provide.

[quote author=vaela link=topic=3591.msg1718303#msg1718303 date=1284887634]
I'm exhausted and I hate introductions and I'm confused, slightly, as to whether this is about food or introducing noobs, but it would feel incomplete to post anything without saying hello first. My name is Vaela, I'm 19, I live in Nashville, I have a consuming obsession with death (I'm on xanax for panic attacks that started after watching Eugene Armstrong's video). I have been obsessed with MDS for at least a couple of years although I just discovered the forums recently because I'm slightly dumb. I have been coming to terms with my own mortality and I have an intense fear of dying, but this forum has been helping my mental health. I punish myself by mourning for strangers, I'm obsessed with seeing the last signs of life on a dead person's myspace or facebook, and the only thing I have ever been more addicted to than MDS is World of Warcraft. My friends don't understand my obsession but I hope to become less crazy by participating here. You guys seem cool.
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Then this one

[quote author=Skarerika link=topic=3591.msg1718407#msg1718407 date=1284914731]
Well since noobs are spilling their beans, here it goes...

I was homecoming queen, cheerleading captain blah blah blah and all that bs. I'll be 30 in two months (boo), I have always been interested in death, I loved when www.rotten.com was an awesome site and was updated regularly and I loved ogrish.com and goregasm before they both became sellouts to the internet. Goregasm still being somewhat decent though  :2eyesbleed:

I have a couple of kids, my husband and I got married on Halloween. I was going to school to become a foresnic pathologist, I have witnessed death first hand in many occassions, I've seen autopsies etc. My husband and I had a baby passaway 4 years ago and I lost all motiviation to do much in that field. I have become more obsessed with death and learning why my baby died etc, however. I know thats not healthy but pffffh.

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The homecoming queen/cheerleading captain part made me go  :| and seemed unnecessary and out of place but then the part about the baby made me 

Just more info here than I was expecting I guess.  :lol:

Anyway, hi noobs. Welcome.  :2wave:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=3591.msg1718429#msg1718429 date=1284916590]
The homecoming queen/cheerleading captain part made me go  :|  [/quote]I didn't know they did this in real life, only on television. :2huh:

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=3591.msg1718434#msg1718434 date=1284916897]
I didn't know they did this in real life, only on television. :2huh:
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They do it. It's just that most people don't continue to talk about it when they're 29 years old.  :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=3591.msg1718438#msg1718438 date=1284917074]
They do it. It's just that most people don't continue to talk about it when they're 29 years old.  :lol:
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It's like Al Bundy and his 4 touchdowns in one game?

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=3591.msg1718451#msg1718451 date=1284917595]
It's like Al Bundy and his 4 touchdowns in one game?
[/quote] Exactly!

I rode a pony on a parade float once when I was 5! 

[puzzld]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=3591.msg1718451#msg1718451 date=1284917595]
It's like Al Bundy and his 4 touchdowns in one game?
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Uh huh. [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=3591.msg1718453#msg1718453 date=1284917708]
Exactly!

I rode a pony on a parade float once when I was 5!  
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Me too!  Well actually. The pony when I was 5 had to walk.  The parade float?  Well that was Mardi Gras 1986.  Good times.

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=puzzld link=topic=3591.msg1718456#msg1718456 date=1284917841]
Uh huh.
Me too!  Well actually. The pony when I was 5 had to walk.  The parade float?  Well that was Mardi Gras 1986.  Good times.
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This was a fake pony. The float was like a merry go round kinda thing.

[puzzld]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=3591.msg1718458#msg1718458 date=1284917907]
This was a fake pony. The float was like a merry go round kinda thing.
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Ah.  Mine was real.  Nasty little bugger too.  Spent most of the parade trying to pick a fight with the other horses.

[Bella]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=3591.msg1718451#msg1718451 date=1284917595]
It's like Al Bundy and his 4 touchdowns in one game?
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Uncle Rico!  

[DarknessDestitute]

[quote author=GothaBella link=topic=3591.msg1718465#msg1718465 date=1284918257]

Uncle Rico!  



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Haha!

Uncle Rico: "Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state."

[vaela]

I have a very thin skin, so much so that I had butterflies coming back here to see if anyone had responded :( But I like it here. I feel kind of at home around all these people who are as curious about death as I am. I hope I can stick it out.

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=vaela link=topic=3591.msg1719063#msg1719063 date=1284960992]
I have a very thin skin, so much so that I had butterflies coming back here to see if anyone had responded :( But I like it here. I feel kind of at home around all these people who are as curious about death as I am. I hope I can stick it out.
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Your first post scared me a little. I guess if you've been here for a couple of years you can handle it, though. Welcome aboard.

[ApRyL]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=3591.msg1719064#msg1719064 date=1284961432]
Your first post scared me a little. I guess if you've been here for a couple of years you can handle it, though. Welcome aboard.
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um, I thought you weren't on the welcoming committee, could you make up your fuckin mind for me!

[foreveryoung]

Obviously being noob to this site.  I was wondering if I put a search in and it tell's me I can't search in that forum...

I just saw a story and was wondering what the back ground on it was and figured this would be the place to find it.  But I am not sure how to look for it....I'd appreciate the information.

jeanie

[Bella]

[quote author=foreveryoung link=topic=3591.msg1719216#msg1719216 date=1285000249]
Obviously being noob to this site.  I was wondering if I put a search in and it tell's me I can't search in that forum...

I just saw a story and was wondering what the back ground on it was and figured this would be the place to find it.  But I am not sure how to look for it....I'd appreciate the information.

jeanie
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That search box has been deactivated. You have to use the one in the very top right corner.

[PCP777]

[quote author=GothaBella link=topic=3591.msg1719222#msg1719222 date=1285000529]

That search box has been deactivated. You have to use the one in the very top right corner.
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OMG I just noticed that box. LMAO!!!


Hello n00bs.  :2thescream: