Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

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[quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=20367.msg1319076#msg1319076 date=1246370607]
The chances of Edward actually having a penis are pretty slim though. I mean if Vincent Price was so lazy about making him actual hands and just put knives where fingers go..... Imagine what he put instead of where his penis goes :lol:
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That's ok. I have a plan. I'll marry Edward Scissorhands and we'll have an intensely emotional and spiritual relationship and then I'll fuck Johnny Depp on the the side.

[yellowCake1]

[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=20367.msg1319080#msg1319080 date=1246370753]
That's ok. I have a plan. I'll marry Edward Scissorhands and we'll have an intensely emotional and spiritual relationship and then I'll fuck Johnny Depp on the the side.
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You tramp.

Besides he rotates the scissors out. Ever hear of Edward Detachable showerheadhands?

[trailerparktrash]

[quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=20367.msg1319090#msg1319090 date=1246371404]
You tramp.

Besides he rotates the scissors out. Ever hear of Edward Detachable showerheadhands?
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Oh my.

[Ron_NYC]

Since no one said anything about this in the celeb thread.

And I find it hilarious.


Kermit Bale
What do Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog have in common? More than you might realize... (and yes, clearly I have far too much time on my hands.)

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html













http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html

[bowieluva]

LOL ron no one said anything because that's like two years old.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=20367.msg1319163#msg1319163 date=1246375703]
LOL ron no one said anything because that's like two years old.
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Goddamnit. I never do searches for 'Bale" like you broads. :(
I found it by accident. Well I still love it!

[Gr8Fantasies]

I used to have it bad for Johnny Depp...
but there is something about Christian Bales mouth that mesmerizes me.

I would love to see him do a vampire role

Swoon!

[trailerparktrash]

Still nothing bowie. I try and try but he doesn't do it for me. I used to have a crush on Kermit though.

[vaga]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=20367.msg1319129#msg1319129 date=1246374149]
Since no one said anything about this in the celeb thread.

And I find it hilarious.


Kermit Bale
What do Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog have in common? More than you might realize... (and yes, clearly I have far too much time on my hands.)

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html













http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html
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you know.. it was really hard for me to decide between these two. But now I KNOW I picked the right one!!
I wish I was green!!  :2angry:

[Creature Feature]

Bale

[vaga]

[quote author=Creature Feature link=topic=20367.msg1319323#msg1319323 date=1246384272]
Bale
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I hope you placed your vote.

Personally this is what put the nail in the coffin for me.   

[Creature Feature]

I've never liked kermit the frog until that picture

[LostSouls]

Depp is hotness.  Plus I just like weird and smart.  It is very attractive.