View Poll Results: If you could only pick one of them to fuck , which one would it be?

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Thread: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

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    Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    We all have heard that these two heart throbs will be sharing the big screen together in a new movie called Public Enemies , so it got me thinking... damn..... which one would I bang???

    It's a hard one. I'd like to hear what the public thinks.

    Thank you for your time.
    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    Bale. Depp is a pussy. I need a real man.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=20367.msg1303932#msg1303932 date=1244842193]
    Bale. Depp is a pussy. I need a real man.
    [/quote]

    Yea, Bale wins. But Depp is arty and interesting though. And a bit ethnic. Fuck...I think I have to go Depp.
    I guess this is like when the chicks invade our polls, huh?
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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=20367.msg1303934#msg1303934 date=1244842255]
    Yea, Bale wins. But Depp is arty and interesting though. And a bit ethnic. Fuck...I think I have to go Depp.
    I guess this is like when the chicks invade our polls, huh?
    [/quote]


    You're really starting to scare me. The question is who you would fuck and like a woman you're going into him being interesting, arty and a bit ethnic?

    What's wrong with you?&nbsp; :lol:
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    I have lusted after Johnny Depp since I was a teenager, but I have to go with Bale on this one. He seems like he would give it to you real good. All that anger!
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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=20367.msg1303934#msg1303934 date=1244842255]
    Yea, Bale wins. But Depp is arty and interesting though. And a bit ethnic. Fuck...I think I have to go Depp.
    I guess this is like when the chicks invade our polls, huh?
    [/quote]

    totally, this is what's making it hard for me to choose.

    [quote author=mishira link=topic=20367.msg1303937#msg1303937 date=1244842455]
    I have lusted after Johnny Depp since I was a teenager, but I have to go with Bale on this one. He seems like he would give it to you real good. All that anger!
    [/quote]

    YUP!!! JD has to be the longest crush I've ever had. But damn.. Bale.. just... seems.. arg!!

    I've always said a 3 some with 2 boys , would be too much dick in one room, but.. these two make me reconsider. arg!!!
    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    I loved Depp when I was younger but the older he gets the more douche he becomes. Bale gets more and more awesome. I like both of them, over all, though. Depp and Bale are both private people who look out for their families. But Depp was in those godawful pirate movies and Bale was in Swing Kids nd Newsies. So Bale Bale Bale.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=bowieluva link=topic=20367.msg1303949#msg1303949 date=1244842935]
    I loved Depp when I was younger but the older he gets the more douche he becomes. Bale gets more and more awesome. I like both of them, over all, though. Depp and Bale are both private people who look out for their families. But Depp was in those godawful pirate movies and Bale was in Swing Kids nd Newsies. So Bale Bale Bale.
    [/quote]
    Newsies&nbsp;

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    Plus there is no song like this about Johnny Depp.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=20367.msg1303935#msg1303935 date=1244842400]

    You're really starting to scare me. The question is who you would fuck and like a woman you're going into him being interesting, arty and a bit ethnic?

    What's wrong with you?&nbsp; &nbsp;:lol:
    [/quote]

    Well I'm thinking like a chick, so of course I have to overthink it.
    But Depp wins. Bale is bland and boring looking.

    And what the fuck is Newsies?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    Depp, for all my teenage years invested on dreaming, that he would one day be my husband :lol: :lol:
    He is older than my mum tho...

    Saying that, i do believe that in the next few years, Bale will just slightly take over.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    How about neither.&nbsp; Ewan McGregor!&nbsp;

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=20367.msg1303995#msg1303995 date=1244845059]
    How about neither.&nbsp; Ewan McGregor!&nbsp;
    [/quote]

    Chaunce. This is clearly gayer than me. He picked someone he had in mind, that isn't even on the ballot. :lol:
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=20367.msg1304022#msg1304022 date=1244846032]
    Chaunce. This is clearly gayer than me. He picked someone he had in mind, that isn't even on the ballot. :lol:
    [/quote]At least I wasn't imagining Christian Bales balls in my mouth, RON!&nbsp; I know how you think.&nbsp; :2thescream:

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=20367.msg1303995#msg1303995 date=1244845059]
    How about neither.&nbsp; Ewan McGregor!&nbsp;
    [/quote]

    there is no &quot;neither&quot; option. sorry.
    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=vaga link=topic=20367.msg1304028#msg1304028 date=1244846574]
    there is no &quot;neither&quot; option. sorry.
    [/quote]gay.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=20367.msg1304034#msg1304034 date=1244846722]
    gay.
    [/quote]
    Please Cnp, be a bit more PC with your words. k. Thnx.

    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=20367.msg1304025#msg1304025 date=1244846207]
    At least I wasn't imagining Christian Bales balls in my mouth, RON!&nbsp; I know how you think.&nbsp; &nbsp;:2thescream:
    [/quote]

    I know how to handle Cap. He's easily distracted........ :roll:


    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=20367.msg1304040#msg1304040 date=1244846847]
    I know how to handle Cap. He's easily distracted........ :roll:



    [/quote]I think you just proved my point.&nbsp; This poll is a sham.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    Depp, hands down.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    They both creep me out.
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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    [quote author=Karalicious link=topic=20367.msg1304098#msg1304098 date=1244848533]
    They both creep me out.
    [/quote]
    You creep me out.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    BALE! i just imagine him talking dirty in that deep raspy voice of his and i am there!!

    Mmmm Hmmm! :2smiley:
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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    Johnny Depp is like a 'make love' kinda guy and Bale looks like he'd throw you against a wall and fuck the shit out of you.

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    Re: Johnny Depp Vs. Christian Bale

    It's SO HARD (that's what she said), but I chose Johnny Depp. It's a very close one. It would probably change with my mood, but Johnny Depp seems more artistic and brooding and sensitive.

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