It‘s a celebration bitches. This is a place to Give thanks to the woman who gave us all such wonderful Ideas like selling breast milk, microchips in children, something about edible hand sanitizer etc... Please put all trivial beefs, indifferences and controversies ( I've heard there's been a few :lol:) aside and wish her a Happy Birthday. Thank you. That is all
Happy Birthday, April!
I've always loved you. 
<br /><br />I want to go to Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company.
Awww..... thanks babe. I love you. I am still giggling cause your mom beat you to calling me at midnight. :lol:
30.... I already feel so much smarter. :-D
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Happy Birthday, April!
I've always loved you.
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And thank you!!!
Happy Birthday lovely Miss April!!!!
You're entitled to your own opinions. You're not entitled to your own facts.- D. Moynihan
Originally Posted by aquatwins
I WILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR HEAD
Happy Birthday, April. Have some breast milk and celebrate!
Happy Birthday April
happy birthday!!! Dirty 30s wooohooo!
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
Happy Birthday, April!!!
I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko
happy birthday, bih! :-P
* wow you truly are the sterial cunt here are yo not.I fuckin hate you cunt* - Loonywop
★ take the sig down ★ - Loonywop
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Organic Vibrator with a small lettuce condom?
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Organic Vibrator with a small lettuce condom?
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Yesssssssssssss.Duh, what else would it be?
have a good one
[move]HAPPY BIRTHDAY APRIL!!!!![/move]
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Yesssssssssssss.
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Purple Cucumber
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Purple Cuccumber
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which is why I made my font purple
kidding, haha, I just like purple :P
30 is the new 25 and this thread is the new Ambien. :|
And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.
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30 is the new 25 and this thread is the new Ambien. :|
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I'm not seeing green orbs yet, so it can't possibly be ambien :lol:
[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=19465.msg1250238#msg1250238 date=1239860279]
30 is the new 25 and this thread is the new Ambien. :|
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You mean if you stay awake long enough it fucks you up good? :|
HAPPY BIRTHDAY APRIL!!!!!!
Sorry if it is past midnight where you are. I will make it up by making sweet love to you, and cake can watch.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY APRIL!!!!!!
Sorry if it is past midnight where you are. I will make it up by making sweet love to you, and cake can watch.
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:lol:
He made this right after midnight because he is awesome like that. I still have 22 hrs of turning 30. :2shocked:
But I'll still take the sweet love making session.
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:lol:
He made this right after midnight because he is awesome like that. I still have 22 hrs of turning 30. :2shocked:
But I'll still take the sweet love making session.
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:lol:
Happy Birthday April. Your 30s aren't all that bad. Look at me, I'm 33 and alive still! :lol:
Have a great day!
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
Happy Birthday April! I still remember when you gave me karma after I smote you. I've liked you ever since.
Happy birthday April!!!! 
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