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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=delta9 link=topic=19339.msg1240825#msg1240825 date=1239068873]
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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=19339.msg1240842#msg1240842 date=1239069454]

    3 mothers? :lol:
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    didn't even realize. Triple threat!

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    I would totally have a bucket at my feet for my last meal.

    I want:

    A number 2 from Wendy's. Double Cheeseburger with pickle and ketchup only. Medium sized
    Carrot Cake with extra cream cheese frosting
    Cotton Candy
    A nice thick prime rib, medium rare
    2 baked potatoes with extra butter and/or broccoli with cheese
    a theater sized box of Nerds, I can't eat em now because my teeth would break right out of my head, but fuck it
    A bowl of corn chowder with a loaf of sourdough to sop it all up.
    A cinnabon with extra frosting
    a two liter of diet pepsi, to wash it down.
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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=19339.msg1240856#msg1240856 date=1239070367]
    I would totally have a bucket at my feet for my last meal.

    I want:

    A number 2 from Wendy's. Double Cheeseburger with pickle and ketchup only. Medium sized
    Carrot Cake with extra cream cheese frosting
    Cotton Candy
    A nice thick prime rib, medium rare
    2 baked potatoes with extra butter and/or broccoli with cheese
    a theater sized box of Nerds, I can't eat em now because my teeth would break right out of my head, but fuck it
    A bowl of corn chowder with a loaf of sourdough to sop it all up.
    A cinnabon with extra frosting
    a two liter of diet pepsi, to wash it down.
    [/quote]Did we forget a &quot;Wendys Frosty&quot; or a Starbuck's &quot;Mocha Fraffacino&quot;?

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    They won't take me alive.

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=Key West Digger link=topic=19339.msg1240881#msg1240881 date=1239072488]
    Did we forget a &quot;Wendys Frosty&quot; or a Starbuck's &quot;Mocha Fraffacino&quot;?
    [/quote]
    Frostys are not technically food. 99 percent bubbles. And fuck Starbucks. Fight the machine! Now Dunkin Donuts is a different story entirely.
    <br />The best thing happened. A guy was butchering Conway Twitty at Karaoke and the power went off in the bar. Someone shouted you pissed Jesus off when you messed with Conway!

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=19339.msg1240891#msg1240891 date=1239073161]
    Frostys are not technically food. 99 percent bubbles. And fuck Starbucks. Fight the machine! Now Dunkin Donuts is a different story entirely.
    [/quote]Whatever would it take to feel the warmth of your heart!&nbsp;

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=Hotsauce McGilacuty link=topic=19339.msg1240770#msg1240770 date=1239065888]
    WHAT?
    [/quote]

    I have hypothetically been locked up and waiting on my imminent demise for HOW long...
    oh yea, gonna use it.....

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=ApRyL link=topic=19339.msg1241197#msg1241197 date=1239111705]
    I have hypothetically been locked up and waiting on my imminent demise for HOW long...
    oh yea, gonna use it.....
    [/quote]

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    my last meal:

    cheeseburger from mcdonalds
    slice of baked ziti pizza from my hometown pizza shop
    slice of my moms meatloaf
    bowl of capellini with my dads homemade gravy with meatballs,sausage,and pork
    2 spring rolls
    pint of chicken lo mein
    pint of szechuan chicken
    pint of white rice
    piece of salmon, with lemon and dill
    a filet cooked medium
    carmelized carrots with grand mariner
    creme brulee french toast
    green bean casserole
    my uncle chris's homemade stuffing
    watermelon martini
    glass of red wine
    and a bowl of sticky icky.&nbsp; :oops:

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    this thread caused me to throw down in the kitchen last night....and is still making me hungry

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    I'd order a large steak.&nbsp; Eat most of it then choke on the last large portion.&nbsp; I wouldn't give someone the satisfaction of ending it for me.

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=19339.msg1241222#msg1241222 date=1239113589]
    I'd order a large steak.&nbsp; Eat most of it then choke on the last large portion.&nbsp; I wouldn't give someone the satisfaction of ending it for me.
    [/quote]

    hahahaha, you'll show them dammit!

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=ApRyL link=topic=19339.msg1241228#msg1241228 date=1239113754]
    hahahaha, you'll show them dammit!
    [/quote]The question is really too hard for me to answer as is.&nbsp; I'd imagine that if I did something that would put me on death row I'd probably just refuse to eat.&nbsp; You people have no remorse for the terrible acts that you have done and think you deserve a four course meal.&nbsp; Shame on all of you.

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=19339.msg1241233#msg1241233 date=1239113858]
    The question is really too hard for me to answer as is.&nbsp; I'd imagine that if I did something that would put me on death row I'd probably just refuse to eat.&nbsp; You people have no remorse for the terrible acts that you have done and think you deserve a four course meal.&nbsp; Shame on all of you.
    [/quote]bah, I laugh in the face of death, Im gettin it on with a corn cob for fucks sake....

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=ApRyL link=topic=19339.msg1241241#msg1241241 date=1239114092]
    bah, I laugh in the face of death, Im gettin it on with a corn cob for fucks sake....
    [/quote]And yet you still deny that you killed him.&nbsp; tisk tisk

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    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=19339.msg1241208#msg1241208 date=1239112732]
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    my last meal:

    slice of my moms meatloaf
    bowl of capellini with my dads homemade gravy with meatballs,sausage,and pork
    2 spring rolls
    pint of chicken lo mein
    pint of szechuan chicken
    pint of white rice
    &nbsp;
    carmelized carrots with grand mariner
    creme brulee french toast
    green bean casserole
    my uncle chris's homemade stuffing
    watermelon martini
    glass of red wine

    [/quote]


    all those things are/sound so icky yuck grody gross.

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=19339.msg1241242#msg1241242 date=1239114139]
    And yet you still deny that you killed him.&nbsp; tisk tisk
    [/quote]

    it really wasn't me, I SWARE...now bring on the dinner and lets get it over with, I got&nbsp; gallon of milk to drink dammit.

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=ApRyL link=topic=19339.msg1241256#msg1241256 date=1239114643]
    it really wasn't me, I SWARE...now bring on the dinner and lets get it over with, I got&nbsp; gallon of milk to drink dammit.
    [/quote]You were tried in Wisconsin, not Texas.&nbsp; They gave a fair trial.&nbsp; They even found you sleeping with his dead boddy.&nbsp; What are your final words gonna be?

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=ApRyL link=topic=19339.msg1241241#msg1241241 date=1239114092]
    bah, I laugh in the face of death, Im gettin it on with a corn cob for fucks sake....
    [/quote]

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=19339.msg1241242#msg1241242 date=1239114139]
    And yet you still deny that you killed him.&nbsp; tisk tisk
    [/quote] :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
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    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=19339.msg1241261#msg1241261 date=1239114806]
    You were tried in Wisconsin, not Texas.&nbsp; They gave a fair trial.&nbsp; They even found you sleeping with his dead boddy.&nbsp; What are your final words gonna be?
    [/quote]

    I have no final words, cos I'm going to have died of a heart attack after me and the cob get it on following my 2000000 calorie last meal

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    A slice of NY style pizza... extra pepperoni and extra grease
    A double double from In n Out (no onions)
    My mom's homemade stuffing
    The bacon wrapped water chestnuts that my bff makes
    A gyro (no onions)
    Breadsticks from Olive Garden with alfredo dipping sauce
    A spinach florentine bagel from Einstein Bagels
    My bff's mom's chicken enchiladas
    My mom's cabbage rolls
    Beef lo mein (no onions)
    2 tacos from Jack in the Box
    Bratwurst with sauerkraut and spicy mustard
    Saltines with real butter to spread on top

    I'm really hungry this morning. :lol:
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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=ApRyL link=topic=19339.msg1241277#msg1241277 date=1239115451]
    I have no final words, cos I'm going to have died of a heart attack after me and the cob get it on following my 2000000 calorie last meal
    [/quote]Wouldn't that suck to be revived by a defibrillator then to be killed in the electric chair?

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=19339.msg1241282#msg1241282 date=1239115660]
    Wouldn't that suck to be revived by a defibrillator then to be killed in the electric chair?
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    yes

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=19339.msg1241281#msg1241281 date=1239115624]
    A slice of NY style pizza... extra pepperoni and extra grease
    A double double from In n Out (no onions)
    My mom's homemade stuffing
    The bacon wrapped water chestnuts that my bff makes
    A gyro (no onions)
    Breadsticks from Olive Garden with alfredo dipping sauce
    A spinach florentine bagel from Einstein Bagels
    My bff's mom's chicken enchiladas
    My mom's cabbage rolls
    Beef lo mein (no onions)
    2 tacos from Jack in the Box
    Bratwurst with sauerkraut and spicy mustard
    Saltines with real butter to spread on top

    I'm really hungry this morning. :lol:
    [/quote]

    No exceedingly good cakes?!&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp;
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

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    Re: What would your last meal be if you were on death row?

    [quote author=FUPA link=topic=19339.msg1241245#msg1241245 date=1239114257]

    all those things are/sound so icky yuck grody gross.
    [/quote]


    you can eat a dick as your last meal

    all of those things are tasty.&nbsp;
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