I think I'm obsessed with this suicide note. Crazy, but utterly quotable -
"Either I will kill myself this weekend or I will not, but this DVD will show me the way. And well, it did. This DVD showed me the way."
and my new favorite:
"Because you see Kristy Bass. The one who was not sure if I should mention her. You did well. Allow me to tell of a situation we had that illustrates this. That time when you were asking me how to do something in Excel. You asked me "how." And you know what. You did it. You learned. You accepted something new. And that one action means that all of humanity can grow, can become better." - that should probably go in the testimonials section on Microsoft's site.