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    "I'm stealing this, and going around back to drink it. Call the cops"

    INDIAN RIVER COUNTY — Authorities said a Vero Beach man walked up to a liquor store counter to report a crime — the one he was about to commit.

    Michael Anthony Sessions, 49, of the 1800 block of Commerce Avenue, grabbed a bottle of Gilbey’s Vodka from the Great Spirits Liquors store in the 800 block of U.S. 1 and told the cashier he wasn’t paying for it, according to an arrest affidavit.

    “I’m stealing this and going around back to drink it,” Sessions told the woman Thursday. “Call the cops.”

    An Indian River County Sheriff’s deputy found Sessions in the woods “around back” of the store, drinking the $16 bottle of vodka. The deputy charged Sessions with retail theft and took him to the Indian River County Jail, where he remained Monday in lieu of $500 bail.
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    Re: "I'm stealing this, and going around back to drink it. Call the cops"

    I think that if I were the clerk there, I wouldn't have called the cops. Clearly the guy has enough issues :lol:
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    Re: "I'm stealing this, and going around back to drink it. Call the cops"

    [quote author=Karalicious link=topic=19158.msg1225163#msg1225163 date=1237990411]
    I think that if I were the clerk there, I wouldn't have called the cops. Clearly the guy has enough issues :lol:
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    you know you're thinking about trying this... :lol:
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    Re: "I'm stealing this, and going around back to drink it. Call the cops"

    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=19158.msg1225206#msg1225206 date=1237993968]
    you know you're thinking about trying this... :lol:
    [/quote] If I did, I'd at least go with the Grey Goose.
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    Re: "I'm stealing this, and going around back to drink it. Call the cops"

    [quote author=Karalicious link=topic=19158.msg1225586#msg1225586 date=1238010970]
    If I did, I'd at least go with the Grey Goose.
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    I know, right! If you're gonna go all out and break the law for your fix, might as well go for the good stuff.  :lol:

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    Re: "I'm stealing this, and going around back to drink it. Call the cops"

    It could be that he wanted to go to jail.  Maybe he didn't have a place to stay.  People do that sometimes.

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    Re: "I'm stealing this, and going around back to drink it. Call the cops"

    [quote author=LuciferBlue link=topic=19158.msg1225844#msg1225844 date=1238027774]
    It could be that he wanted to go to jail.  Maybe he didn't have a place to stay.  People do that sometimes.
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    I was just gonna say this. I know a guy who got out of prison after being in there quite some time, and just because he didn't feel he could deal with outside life he threw a brick directly through the glass of the local police station, just to get put back in.

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