The best is when you're taking a shower with a girl and you let a little out on the back of her legs from behind. :2huh:
The best is when you're taking a shower with a girl and you let a little out on the back of her legs from behind. :2huh:
And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.
[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=19068.msg1219601#msg1219601 date=1237496353]
The best is when you're taking a shower with a girl and you let a little out on the back of her legs from behind. :2huh:
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and she thanks you for it...
I do. I was actually not fully awake yesterday morning and I stood in front of the commode but quickly realized what I was doing and jumped in the shower to piss.
Personally, I piss in the kitchen sink. You guys are freaks.
41 to 8.....hmmmm
mental note: do not allow mdsers to use shower
You're entitled to your own opinions. You're not entitled to your own facts.- D. Moynihan
Originally Posted by aquatwins
I WILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR HEAD
I don't see the point in wasting toilet paper and extra water by flushing.
Shower piss.
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I don't see the point in wasting toilet paper and extra water by flushing.
Shower piss.
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I second that emotion. 
Maybe this should be a daily question. It will get old in 7 days.... I will post a new one in a few.
And furthermore...I'm watching Seinfeld, and it's that episode where Kramer is preparing meals (produce mainly) in the shower. :lol:
[quote author=Polly Zero link=topic=19068.msg1219272#msg1219272 date=1237478534]
There was a topic appropriate entry on FML for this lovely poll.
"Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML"
Okay, now I have to pee...
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hahahah I remember when my fella pissed on me in the shower, I felt this gush of water on my leg and he was laughing, I looked down as was like WTF ewwwwww. I got him back. Was really funny.
Boringgggggggggggggggg.
[quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=19068.msg1219924#msg1219924 date=1237512735]
And furthermore...I'm watching Seinfeld, and it's that episode where Kramer is preparing meals (produce mainly) in the shower. :lol:
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yeah and at the end he feeds everyone a salad. :lol:
everything's a Seinfeld episode!
I can't help myself; I pee in the shower.
A few years ago, I asked my son how come he and his water polo teammates never took bathroom breaks. He told me that the coach said that urine was neutralized as soon as it hit the chlorine. I don't know if that's true, and, ew!
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=19068.msg1218974#msg1218974 date=1237437602]
I think pee is good for getting rid of athlete's foot or tinea. Hence I have never had it :oops:
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I don't pee in the shower and grizzly bears have never burst into my shower and anally raped me.
Not peeing in the shower prevents grizzly bears from bursting into your shower and anally raping you.
Enjoy your grizzly bear anal rape, shower pissers!
:lol:
<br />The best thing happened. A guy was butchering Conway Twitty at Karaoke and the power went off in the bar. Someone shouted you pissed Jesus off when you messed with Conway!
NEW POLL IS UP...
thats gross
I pick my nose, but I've never purposely eaten a booger. :-)
It is good to see no one has voted YES on this one hahaha....
I pick my nose all the time.
Pick AND flick even. But eating it?
My best friend did it one time (she is like 26 for christ sake), and her boyfriend caught her eating her snooger and he went OFF HIS FACE! He refused to kiss her for like two months.
Boringgggggggggggggggg.
[quote author=Vegemite Kid link=topic=19068.msg1220124#msg1220124 date=1237522341]
It is good to see no one has voted YES on this one hahaha....
I pick my nose all the time.
Pick AND flick even. But eating it?
My best friend did it one time (she is like 26 for christ sake), and her boyfriend caught her eating her snooger and he went OFF HIS FACE! He refused to kiss her for like two months.
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Seriously...TG none has said yes. I am just thinking of the yuckiest things
[quote author=missberi link=topic=19068.msg1220149#msg1220149 date=1237523794]
Seriously...TG none has said yes. I am just thinking of the yuckiest things
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Have you ever drank bong water?
<br />[quote author=skindeep_curiosity]<br />I'm so glad I love the meat.
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I VOTED YES.
I don't eat them anymore though. I did for the longest though. I flick them at people.
[quote author=ichy_underpants link=topic=19068.msg1220159#msg1220159 date=1237524422]
I VOTED YES.
I don't eat them anymore though. I did for the longest though. I flick them at people.
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I hope it is the meaty, chunk, bloody ones....
[quote author=missberi link=topic=19068.msg1220162#msg1220162 date=1237524588]
I hope it is the meaty, chunk, bloody ones....
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oh yeah. the ones you get that are like the size of a quarter after you've had a sinus infection. Sometimes I just plug up one side of my nose and shoot them out of my nostril to see if I can hit people in the back of my head with them.
Nom Freaking Nom.
[quote author=ichy_underpants link=topic=19068.msg1220168#msg1220168 date=1237524797]
oh yeah. the ones you get that are like the size of a quarter after you've had a sinus infection. Sometimes I just plug up one side of my nose and shoot them out of my nostril to see if I can hit people in the back of my head with them.
Nom Freaking Nom.
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Sometimes they come at the best times....you gottta sniff and eat um....
i voted no on this one, but i def pee in the shower. usually it always beginning of the shower anyway, so after that i feel like i get cleaner than if i would have just peed in the toilet, and wiped. in the shower, i use soap. it just makes sense.
i remember i was little and i tasted a booger just to see what all the fuss was about not eating boogers. my mom was always telling us not to do it, and i dont think i ever tried.. i was a toddler nose picker, but i never had the urge to eat it. so one day i did, i was under my living room coffee table about 3 or 4 yrs old, in my old apartment. its was so salty, and had a terrible consistancy.. even then, i was like "ew, that was gross!!" and never tried it again. Although i have caught a few of my friends munchin away when i was growing up. ick.
ichy would like to know who else voted yes. I would like to high5!
very nice!
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