Retarded flirting and rambling thread

[Tarren]

[quote author=48nascarfan link=topic=18096.msg1161947#msg1161947 date=1232750929]
What?? If that doesn't make your panties wet, I don't know what will.   
[/quote]

Panties is a horrible word, hahaha.

I'm going to get my club, twat him over the head and carry him to my cave.  :-P

[Cap-n Meow]

Hi Tarren. 

I can't be Dapper Dude anymore so I might as well bring back the OG.

[Tarren]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1162406#msg1162406 date=1232803178]
Hi Tarren.   

I can't be Dapper Dude anymore so I might as well bring back the OG.
[/quote]

Chris! Hi mate! Good to see you!
How's things with you? I need to catch up with you on xbox, I haven't been on in ages. I've been on my DS.
I want Left 4 dead. 

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=Tarren link=topic=18096.msg1162428#msg1162428 date=1232805379]
Chris! Hi mate! Good to see you!
How's things with you? I need to catch up with you on xbox, I haven't been on in ages. I've been on my DS.
I want Left 4 dead. 
[/quote]Doing pretty good.  I had my toasted sundried tomato bagel this morning with veggie cream cheese.  That made me happy.  I figure I might as well post again since I went through the commitment of making a new email and a new log in on here.

How are things across the pond?

[Tarren]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1162435#msg1162435 date=1232805626]
Doing pretty good.  I had my toasted sundried tomato bagel this morning with veggie cream cheese.  That made me happy.  I figure I might as well post again since I went through the commitment of making a new email and a new log in on here.

How are things across the pond?
[/quote]

Your absence was duly noted. 

Things are good here. We're just chilling out today, possibly with alcoholic beverages.  :-P

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=Tarren link=topic=18096.msg1162444#msg1162444 date=1232806259]
Your absence was duly noted. 

Things are good here. We're just chilling out today, possibly with alcoholic beverages.  :-P

[/quote]I hope to be doing the same thing later today after work...and probably tomorrow as well because it's supposed to snow.

[radman]

I walk down a snowy path through a red cedar swamp. I feel worried as there are eyes staring out at me through the thick woods. I become very nervous as my pace picks up into a steady jog. I get cold as the sweat on my jacket becomes frozen, but I am unfazed, because the eyes staring at me continue in the distance. I trip on a branch and wipe out in the snow. I shutter as I pick myself up and turn around. I scream as I now know that the person who was staring at me was none other than...



I was never heard from again...

[brie]

[wickedgirl]

Radman, honey, you are trying too hard. Just take down the online enigma a notch. Then the e-broads will be fighting for your attention.

[radman]

[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=18096.msg1167805#msg1167805 date=1233195180]
Radman, honey, you are trying too hard. Just take down the online enigma a notch. Then the e-broads will be fighting for your attention.
[/quote]

Don't worry, I'll burn out soon and commit forum suicide. That's the evolution of the Radman.

[trailerparktrash]

Is this where all the retards flirt?

[radman]

[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=18096.msg1167838#msg1167838 date=1233196207]
Is this where all the retards flirt?
[/quote]

And ramblin', don't forget about the ramblin'.

[Monter]

[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=18096.msg1167838#msg1167838 date=1233196207]
Is this where all the retards flirt?
[/quote]

Hi Pretty, wanna mack in the back of the short bus? :oops:

[wickedgirl]

[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=18096.msg1167838#msg1167838 date=1233196207]
Is this where all the retards flirt?
[/quote]

You see me and Radman in here, don't ya? Brie just stuck her head in, like she was creeping around outside of the freak tent and peeked in until some carny with a rusty rake moved her along,

[brie]

[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=18096.msg1167853#msg1167853 date=1233196555]
You see me and Radman in here, don't ya? Brie just stuck her head in, like she was creeping around outside of the freak tent and peeked in until some carny with a rusty rake moved her along,
[/quote]

ahhhhahahahahah!!  omggggggggggggggg HAHAHAHAHA :lol:

[trailerparktrash]

[quote author=radman link=topic=18096.msg1167842#msg1167842 date=1233196334]
And ramblin', don't forget about the ramblin'.
[/quote]

Is ramblin' cooler than rambling? I like to ramble.
[quote author=cookiemonter link=topic=18096.msg1167851#msg1167851 date=1233196465]

Hi Pretty, wanna mack in the back of the short bus? :oops:
[/quote]

You short bus or mine?

[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=18096.msg1167853#msg1167853 date=1233196555]
You see me and Radman in here, don't ya? Brie just stuck her head in, like she was creeping around outside of the freak tent and peeked in until some carny with a rusty rake moved her along,
[/quote]

Mmmm, carnies.

[radman]

[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=18096.msg1167853#msg1167853 date=1233196555]
You see me and Radman in here, don't ya? Brie just stuck her head in, like she was creeping around outside of the freak tent and peeked in until some carny with a rusty rake moved her along,
[/quote]

Sorry, that carny with the rusty rake was me. Normal people scare me, because they don't belong.

[radman]

[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=18096.msg1167859#msg1167859 date=1233196805]
Is ramblin' cooler than rambling? I like to ramble.


[/quote]

Rambling is for people who get drunk and talk about how the Patriots were screwed when Brady went down. Ramblin' is that crazy guy who lives under the highway overpass that smells of urine and tobaccy and talks about how Social Services is keeping him from donating sperm to populate Mars.

Ramblin' isn't for the weak, you really need to be a world-class, captain insano, eating his own poo insane. Me, Charles Manson, the guy who kidnapped Amy Smart, and those who post in Disgusting Pictures are the only ones capable of ramblin'.

[mowt]

[quote author=radman link=topic=18096.msg1167868#msg1167868 date=1233197285]

Ramblin' isn't for the weak, you really need to be a world-class, captain insano, eating his own poo insane. Me, Charles Manson, the guy who kidnapped Amy Smart, and those who post in Disgusting Pictures are the only ones capable of ramblin'.
[/quote]

I wasn't aware Amy Smart had been kidnapped... although who could blame 'that guy'?



Elizabeth Smart was kidnapped though.  :-)

[radman]

[quote author=mowt link=topic=18096.msg1167871#msg1167871 date=1233197464]
I wasn't aware Amy Smart had been kidnapped... although who could blame 'that guy'?



Elizabeth Smart was kidnapped though.  :-)

[/quote]

Sorry, it happened in 2002. I was too busy watching Dawson's Creek and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I also smoked myself retarded, which explains most of my posts.

[wickedgirl]

[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=18096.msg1167859#msg1167859 date=1233196805]

Mmmm, carnies.

[/quote]

Haven't you ever heard that saying once a carny, always a carny? It's like the Omerta or some shit.

[radman]

I invented the question mark.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

I discovered Mr. T in that gutter.

My dead aunt is under my bed.

I am totally cool with everything.

[aquatwins]

I lost money on the Cardinals game

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=aquatwins link=topic=18096.msg1173257#msg1173257 date=1233711265]
I lost money on the Cardinals game
[/quote]

Otherwise known as the Steeler's game?  :lol:

[Cap-n Meow]