Retarded flirting and rambling thread

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=vaga link=topic=18096.msg1182472#msg1182472 date=1234404140]
it freaks me out when people get married cos "my _insert what ever family  member here_ is dieing and I want him to see me get married."



or "he needs to be on my heath benifits"
or "we've been together for so long this is what we should  do"

it always trips me out when people have been together for ages, to get married to get a divorce.
it's like they get married to see if things will change...


some people stay together for years but aren't "married" so the records are flawed.
[/quote]

Don't forget the ones that have a baby to 'help the marriage' Ugh.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=vaga link=topic=18096.msg1182485#msg1182485 date=1234404399]
eep!! yeah them crazy! humans are funny. I got married cos I'm' short and need him to grab things off the high shelves for me. that's a good reason right?  :lol:
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She thinks so.

[radman]

You cannot stop the insane (unless you ban me and close this thread, which is likely)! ;)





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[Ron_NYC]

Go to town. :lol:

[radman]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=18096.msg1319536#msg1319536 date=1246402886]
Go to town. :lol:
[/quote]

Despite your attempts, you will not oppress me! Insanity cannot be stopped!



If you ban me, no more photos like this one!

[vaga]

[quote author=radman link=topic=18096.msg1319539#msg1319539 date=1246403342]
Despite your attempts, you will not oppress me! Insanity cannot be stopped!



If you ban me, no more photos like this one!
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omg These things are sooo fucking cool! I want to share mine!! be back in  a sec!

[vaga]

I wish i had a better camera for this guy! but he's a fucking trip. man.
wtf.

[Cap-n Meow]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, but I wanted to resurrect it.

[LC]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341444#msg1341444 date=1248281245]
I have no idea what's going on in this thread, but I wanted to resurrect it.
[/quote]

Hey Cap-n.

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341452#msg1341452 date=1248281588]
Hey Cap-n.
[/quote]*baritone voice*  How you doin?

[LC]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341454#msg1341454 date=1248281694]
*baritone voice*  How you doin?
[/quote]

Better now that you're here.

[Onthedarkside]

Can I watch?

[HockeyGirl]

[quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=18096.msg1341473#msg1341473 date=1248282484]
Can I watch?
[/quote]

**pass the popcorn please**

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341468#msg1341468 date=1248282337]
Better now that you're here.
[/quote]Is there an airport near by or is it just my heart taking off?

[Onthedarkside]

[quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=18096.msg1341481#msg1341481 date=1248282655]
**pass the popcorn please**
[/quote]

[HockeyGirl]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=18096.msg1146625#msg1146625 date=1231628587]
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?   

Cause your face looks like it.
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Since we are resurecting retarded flirting i thought this was too funny

[quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=18096.msg1341485#msg1341485 date=1248282783]

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Thanks! Love the Piggy-tails

[Onthedarkside]

[quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=18096.msg1341490#msg1341490 date=1248282935]
Since we are resurecting retarded flirting i thought this was too funny

Thanks! Love the Piggy-tails
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[LC]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341483#msg1341483 date=1248282762]
Is there an airport near by or is it just my heart taking off?
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Speaking of taking off those pants you're wearing look mighty uncomfortable....

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341508#msg1341508 date=1248283687]
Speaking of taking off those pants you're wearing look mighty uncomfortable....
[/quote]Nah, they're slacks and pretty comfortable actually, but I'll take them off anyways so we can play P in the V.

[LC]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341513#msg1341513 date=1248283922]
Nah, they're slacks and pretty comfortable actually, but I'll take them off anyways so we can play P in the V.
[/quote]

:lol: :lol: First of all, you really killed the mood by calling them slacks. Secondly, you're an ass.

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341516#msg1341516 date=1248284049]
:lol: :lol: First of all, you really killed the mood by calling them slacks. Secondly, you're an ass.
[/quote]I got you to laugh though so that's step 2 after taking off my slacks.  I'm also wearing socks still and you know what time it is when I'm down to just my socks.

[Nomad]

"What's your sign? You come here often?  Is this love at first sight, or should I walk by again?  If I told you you had an amazing body would you hold it against me?

Now that we've got that out of the way, your place or mine?"

[angelaiscaustic]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341518#msg1341518 date=1248284220]
I got you to laugh though so that's step 2 after taking off my slacks.  I'm also wearing socks still and you know what time it is when I'm down to just my socks.
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It's time for business that's why they call them business socks.

[Chauncy]

Rdsfjdsgruummmphhhhhhhhh walk me to playground sdkfdsrummmmmpppppp pork and beansssssssss

[HockeyGirl]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341518#msg1341518 date=1248284220]
I got you to laugh though so that's step 2 after taking off my slacks.  I'm also wearing socks still and you know what time it is when I'm down to just my socks.
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Your step #2 to flirting is making a girl laugh when you take your pants off?