smellypoop

[Just Me]

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

Will answer all your questions about poop. :lol:

It is great when my nephews come over for a few days.

[Vegemite Kid]

Anything about shit makes me laugh really

[brie]

this part cracked me up. :lol:


DEFENTIONS OF Poop
# GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

# CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

# WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

# SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

# POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

# LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

# GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

# DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

# CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

# GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

# SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

# WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

# LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

# MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.

# UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.

# THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

# Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

[heyprettycupcake]

^^ i loved those.. i was just cracking my butt off, my husband was looking at me like i was on glue.

[HeyyyMan]

[quote author=brie star link=topic=17985.msg1139477#msg1139477 date=1231131010]
this part cracked me up. :lol:


DEFENTIONS OF Poop
# GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

# CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

# WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

# SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

# POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

# LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

# GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

# DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

# CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

# GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

# SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

# WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

# LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

# MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.

# UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.

# THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

# Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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hahahaha that one made me actually laugh out loud. hahah.

[Vegemite Kid]

[quote author=brie star link=topic=17985.msg1139477#msg1139477 date=1231131010]
this part cracked me up. :lol:


DEFENTIONS OF Poop
# GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

# CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

# WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

# SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

# POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

# LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

# GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

# DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

# GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

# SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

# WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

# LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

# THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

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Yep suffered all of the above.

[kateisgr3at]

lol this article actually comes up when you google "poop" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. 

I learned that a few years ago....  I get bored easily...

[boogieman]

This thread has Neener written all over it. :lol:

[Jodimo]

I actually have a book similar to this complete with pics. Bought it at spencers. really good reference :)

[wickedgirl]

It's like the book Everybody Poops.

Or the less popular, Nobody Poops But You.

Or the Catholic version:

You're A Naughty Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back Of You.

[kateisgr3at]

[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=17985.msg1140657#msg1140657 date=1231215179]
It's like the book Everybody Poops.

Or the less popular, Nobody Poops But You.

Or the Catholic version:

You're A Naughty Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back Of You.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Soul of Nature]

I'm sure the kids I babysit sometimes would love this. :lol:

[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=17985.msg1140657#msg1140657 date=1231215179]
It's like the book Everybody Poops.

Or the less popular, Nobody Poops But You.

Or the Catholic version:

You're A Naughty Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back Of You.
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wickedgirl...all I have to say is 

[wickedgirl]

[quote author=Soul of Nature link=topic=17985.msg1140669#msg1140669 date=1231215597]
I'm sure the kids I babysit sometimes would love this. :lol:

wickedgirl...all I have to say is :hilarious:





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I think it's funny too. But that one is not mine.

Thank you, Seth McFarlane!

[Soul of Nature]

[quote author=wickedgirl link=topic=17985.msg1140677#msg1140677 date=1231215750]
I think it's funny too. But that one is not mine.

Thank you, Seth McFarlane!
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Damn, I totally forgot that smiley I tried to put in my last post was called 'hysterical' and not 'hilarious.' :lol:

And I love Seth! Funny man.