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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=18096.msg1341529#msg1341529 date=1248284713]
    Your step #2 to flirting is making a girl laugh when you take your pants off?
    [/quote]Well after the girl gasps I like to make her laugh.  Laughter is like an instant panty remover.

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=18096.msg1341528#msg1341528 date=1248284678]
    Rdsfjdsgruummmphhhhhhhhh walk me to playground sdkfdsrummmmmpppppp pork and beansssssssss
    [/quote]

    i dont think it means retarded flirting literally 

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=18096.msg1341536#msg1341536 date=1248284989]
    i dont think it means retarded flirting literally 
    [/quote]


    Raregdfdsafdsdsffdssdfdsfds. pork ur bean. dfstrutyyyyy i like chocolate

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=18096.msg1341539#msg1341539 date=1248285156]

    Raregdfdsafdsdsffdssdfdsfds. pork ur bean. dfstrutyyyyy i like chocolate
    [/quote]

    HAYYY banananas and poka dots. I TOOK MY MEDISAN. NESSS

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    i have never seen this thread before, but now i have flight of the concords stuck in mah hed.

    brunettes not fighter jets!

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    Ok ok, im the retard. I get it now.

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=emmieslost link=topic=18096.msg1341547#msg1341547 date=1248285887]
    i have never seen this thread before, but now i have flight of the concords stuck in mah hed.

    brunettes not fighter jets!
    [/quote]

    It's business time.
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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=18096.msg1341548#msg1341548 date=1248285991]
    It's business time.
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    Show business time?
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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition for the south.  no.

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341550#msg1341550 date=1248286138]
    Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition for the south.  no.
    [/quote]
    But...but....
    They call me admiral Byrd!!
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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    why don't you show me something special you want to do for all the ladies of the world? 

    Quote Originally Posted by S281Saleen160 View Post
    Ok ok, im the retard. I get it now.

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=cookiemonter link=topic=18096.msg1341551#msg1341551 date=1248286225]
    But...but....
    They call me admiral Byrd!!
    [/quote]Oh, well since you've got credentials then ok, go for it.

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=18096.msg1341528#msg1341528 date=1248284678]
    Rdsfjdsgruummmphhhhhhhhh walk me to playground sdkfdsrummmmmpppppp pork and beansssssssss
    [/quote]
    feetprints: Ron's laughing at me because I'm gross and he doesn't like me :(
    ron_nyc: No, you're cute for a baby factory

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    This thread really jumped the shark while I was at lunch.
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    No one ever gets me. Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
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    Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341578#msg1341578 date=1248287756]
    This thread really jumped the shark while I was at lunch.
    [/quote]It's all Chauncys fault.  He totally killed the mood.

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341579#msg1341579 date=1248287819]
    It's all Chauncys fault.  He totally killed the mood.
    [/quote]

    Well bring the mood back!! 

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=18096.msg1341581#msg1341581 date=1248287885]
    Well bring the mood back!! 
    [/quote]Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Susan?

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341578#msg1341578 date=1248287756]
    This thread really jumped the shark while I was at lunch.
    [/quote]


    i like shark arereerefdfgrumphhhhhh

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341585#msg1341585 date=1248288044]
    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Susan?
    [/quote]

    *prays her name is Susan*
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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341592#msg1341592 date=1248288300]
    *prays her name is Susan*
    [/quote]I know her name.  Creepy, right?

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=18096.msg1341594#msg1341594 date=1248288403]
    I know her name.  Creepy, right?
    [/quote]

    Maybe she changed it since she told you what it was. Or maybe she gave you a fake name and her real name is Susan.
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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    I am just here for Chauncy to flirt with me.

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341598#msg1341598 date=1248288525]
    Maybe she changed it since she told you what it was. Or maybe she gave you a fake name and her real name is Susan.
    [/quote]I guess we'll never know so by proxy I'm wrong.

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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=sogs link=topic=18096.msg1341600#msg1341600 date=1248288616]
    I am just here for Chauncy to flirt with me.
    [/quote]

    He likes lesbians and sharks.
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    Re: Retarded flirting and rambling thread

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=18096.msg1341602#msg1341602 date=1248288764]
    He likes lesbians and sharks.
    [/quote]

    I am a lesbian shark.

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