Top 33 most ridiculous toys ever made (Just in time for the holidays!)

[boogieman]

I found a link to this list on another site.. It cracked me up so i figured i'd share. :lol: :lol:


http://babble.com/worst-toys-ever-33-elmo-knows-your-name-pogo-ball-star-wars-empty-box-ball-and-cup/index.aspx

[LostSouls]

[quote author=boogieman link=topic=17842.msg1127983#msg1127983 date=1230122978]
I found a link to this list on another site.. It cracked me up so i figured i'd share. :lol: :lol:


http://babble.com/worst-toys-ever-33-elmo-knows-your-name-pogo-ball-star-wars-empty-box-ball-and-cup/index.aspx
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So people can now use a toy as their date rape supplier. 

:lol: poo poo bear

[LilDevil]

15. Pee and Poo



Again with the scatological humor. Okay, Japan, we get it. You love bodily waste. Maybe these toys are meant to engender a friendly attitude between your child and potty training, but how affectionate do we want our kids getting with their excrement? And what if the plan backfires and your kids get the impression that gigantic creatures with eyeballs are going to come out of their orifices?

WANT!

[brie]

OMG when I was 18 in college I loved Bloonies. :lol:

[puzzld]

they missed Clackers.  http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/clackersindex.shtml

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkEMGh3SLlI&feature=related

[stephoney]

they took aqua dots off the shelf, I think it was last year (my daughter already had them) but they are back out again under a new name

http://www.amazon.com/SpinMaster-6011345-Pixos-Starter-Set/dp/B0016A7O3Y

[boogieman]

[quote author=brie star link=topic=17842.msg1128070#msg1128070 date=1230131419]
OMG when I was 18 in college I loved Bloonies. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

[quote author=LilDevil link=topic=17842.msg1128058#msg1128058 date=1230130011]
15. Pee and Poo



Again with the scatological humor. Okay, Japan, we get it. You love bodily waste. Maybe these toys are meant to engender a friendly attitude between your child and potty training, but how affectionate do we want our kids getting with their excrement? And what if the plan backfires and your kids get the impression that gigantic creatures with eyeballs are going to come out of their orifices?

WANT!
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http://shop.peeandpoo.com/shopfront.asp  Lots of pee and poo stuff, not too cheap though.

[Kristinella]

I used to try to eat Bloonies.


I watched this at first without sound because I'm in the same room as the baby and she is sleeping.

I advise everyone else to do their first run through of this epic win commercial the same way.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[youtube=425,350]YdAIt4MgnHc[/youtube]

[Circe]

I had the pogo stick and the pogo ball.  :lol:

[Bella]

Twisted Toy has a new one!!!

This gif moves, too~


from the makers of
Butthole Bear.
If you scroll down to the second picture, there is an interactive bear to check out.  :2wave:
http://www.twistedtoy.com/store/prod...540cc4e0a0eb16


edited to add the parrot that you can also buy there!
[youtube=425,350]YwwGHyesy0g[/youtube]

[boogieman]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=17842.msg1128649#msg1128649 date=1230175688]
I used to try to eat Bloonies.


I watched this at first without sound because I'm in the same room as the baby and she is sleeping.

I advise everyone else to do their first run through of this epic win commercial the same way.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[youtube=425,350]YdAIt4MgnHc[/youtube]
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How'd the bloonies taste? Haha.

Yeah, that commercial is funniest with no sound. I wonder if the guys behind it were really THAT clueless, or if someone kind of knew it looked bad. :lol:

[quote author=GothaBella link=topic=17842.msg1128699#msg1128699 date=1230180474]
Twisted Toy has a new one!!!

This gif moves, too~


from the makers of
Butthole Bear.
If you scroll down to the second picture, there is an interactive bear to check out.  :2wave:
http://www.twistedtoy.com/store/prod...540cc4e0a0eb16


edited to add the parrot that you can also buy there!
[youtube=425,350]YwwGHyesy0g[/youtube]
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  I am officially Disturbed. I am not sure if that bear and rabbit belong here, or in that topic about bestiality. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Bella]

[quote author=boogieman link=topic=17842.msg1128707#msg1128707 date=1230180940]
  I am officially Disturbed. I am not sure if that bear and rabbit belong here, or in that topic about bestiality. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That topic! 
The toys are kinda funny, though.
Just in case you want them on your friend list on myspace...
www.myspace.com/buttholebear

[DaGr]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=17842.msg1128649#msg1128649 date=1230175688]
I used to try to eat Bloonies.

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I used to love the smell of the gunk it was made of. I wonder if I was huffing unknowingly.

Toys makers certainly think kids like beads, and kids do too -- at first. However, after five minutes and nine or ten swallowed, the novelty of beads wears and off and your kids dump them out onto the carpet, where they cease to be beads and become vacuum shrapnel. Run the vacuum over just one of these embedded rogues and your vacuum cleaner bag explodes into a cloud of noxious dust. You don't remember the package saying "Contain 1,000,000 beads," when your child opened the present from a sinister aunt, but somehow the beads have multiplied infinitely. You never really get rid of all the beads unless you move.

Too true. I still bump into beads I lost 18 years ago.

[Chompin]

I am proud to say I only had a few of those toys...and that the semen shooting supersoaker was not one of them...

[stinky meat]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=17842.msg1128649#msg1128649 date=1230175688]
I used to try to eat Bloonies.


I watched this at first without sound because I'm in the same room as the baby and she is sleeping.

I advise everyone else to do their first run through of this epic win commercial the same way.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Nice.