[quote author=eliot.eliot link=topic=4611.msg186861#msg186861 date=1171396453]
That is one happy lady.. How could i go wrong with that
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You can't.
Just think.. this could be you:
[quote author=eliot.eliot link=topic=4611.msg186861#msg186861 date=1171396453]
That is one happy lady.. How could i go wrong with that
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You can't.
Just think.. this could be you:
[quote author=snipsnip link=topic=4611.msg186870#msg186870 date=1171396624]
You can't.
Just think.. this could be you:
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NO Way, the only time i smile that big is when there is a head in my crouch.. ... Cause they dropped there keys
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
[quote author=wickedly_curious link=topic=4611.msg186705#msg186705 date=1171393791]
Weenie dogs are the best!!
Here's a few more of my boys:
Santa Claus was nice to them this year. This is what he brought them for Christmas:
Smudge drinking out of the coveted Cup:
Me and Smudge napping (this is one of my favorite pics):
Hobbes is such a fattie!
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He's part weenie dog and part basset hound...so, we joke that he's the linebacker of weenie dogs. He looks like a daschund on steriods.
OBEY!
They have all kinds of breeds, but I'm posting schnauzer, because that's what I have:
I love this!! 
:lol: :lol:
that is awesome!
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
[quote author=andrea0121 link=topic=4611.msg186868#msg186868 date=1171396576]
He's lucky he's so cute, because he's a f'ing terror. Chamo might be spending some vacation time with aunty L.C. and Lexa
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The cutest ones are usually the biggest pains in the ass. I think that's how it works.
Originally Posted by Nancy Drew
No one ever gets me.Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?
From someone who has gotten their ponytail stuck in a vacuum cleaner before, that Flowbee looks terrifying!
[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=4611.msg186932#msg186932 date=1171398080]
From someone who has gotten their ponytail stuck in a vacuum cleaner before, that Flowbee looks terrifying!
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Okay maybe I'm a giant idiot (hint: I am) but I can't figure out how the flowbee works. How could it possibly cut your hair even remotely evenly? :?
No one ever gets me.Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?
Sigh. I miss having a little puppy. Regardless, I looooooove big dogs 
[quote author=GarryShandling]<br />I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.<br />[/quote]
here's my pride and joy, Rascal. he goes everywhere with me inlcuding work. he's my stress reliever!
IMG]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t319/maven_02/rascal021307.jpg[/IMG]
[quote author=MAVEN link=topic=4611.msg187102#msg187102 date=1171402491]
here's my pride and joy, Rascal. he goes everywhere with me inlcuding work. he's my stress reliever!
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O.M.G. If my dog's hair gets poofy?? I'm so making them put a bow on his head. HAhahahaha!! That's cute as hell!
[quote author=andrea0121 link=topic=4611.msg187132#msg187132 date=1171403096]
O.M.G. If my dog's hair gets poofy?? I'm so making them put a bow on his head. HAhahahaha!! That's cute as hell!
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My baby's hair won't ever get long enough for a bow, so I make him wear bandannas...they last all of ten minutes before he chews them to shreds.
[quote author=wickedly_curious link=topic=4611.msg186777#msg186777 date=1171394980]
OMG, I know! Smudge is the most talkative cat and he does that all the time. As soon as you walk in the room or make eye contact with him- "Mrow!" I love it!
He sits and stares at me and just meows in the morning when it is feeding time. On weekends when I try to sleep in, he will stare a hole through me and lick my face. If that doesn't get me up, he proceeds to go to my bathroom and knock everything off my counter. If that still doesn't get me up, he goes to the dresser and proceeds to knock all my boyfriends stuff to the ground.
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AWW! My cat, Sphinx, is the SAME WAY! She is so talkative and if she wants me up, she'll do whatever she can. She'll lay on my boobs (in a way that HURTS) and then starts purring in my face... or she'll stand on my stomach and start doing that pawing thing to my boobs (step up, step down, step up, step down). She's such a lesbian. :lol: Then, she'll knock stuff off my dressers and sometimes sits at the door meowing as loud as she can. I sleep with my door shut and she sleeps in my room with me, so she's usually pretty content. She also LOVES to scratch me in a loving way but always ends up hurting me. She likes to take my spot in the bed too. I like calling her a bitch.
That's her right now. Sleeping in MY SPOT on MY BOOKBAG just like the typical bitch she is. :lol: no seriously, i adore her. i can't imagine my life without her.
Ya know I was sittin here lookin at all the pics of my pet, and I realized that the pets I have couldn't compete on these pages. So then I found a pet I thought would be better than everyone elses, now just cause I have found it, and have let you in on the perfect pet doesn't mean you all have to run out and get one. But are you ready for the perfect pet????............Cause here it goes:
[quote author=tmars78 link=topic=4611.msg187641#msg187641 date=1171419953]
Ya know I was sittin here lookin at all the pics of my pet, and I realized that the pets I have couldn't compete on these pages. So then I found a pet I thought would be better than everyone elses, now just cause I have found it, and have let you in on the perfect pet doesn't mean you all have to run out and get one. But are you ready for the perfect pet????............Cause here it goes:
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I want one of those!
No one ever gets me.Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?
[quote author=LawChick link=topic=4611.msg187650#msg187650 date=1171420102]
I want one of those!
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Everyone does, but there is only one of them, so the first person to get one, wins this thread.
tmars I hope you have a good cloning program set up coz me thinks that pets gonna be pretty popular....
can you please explain the benefits of owning this pet for people who may be interested...??
[quote author=LivingDeadDoll link=topic=4611.msg187669#msg187669 date=1171420386]
tmars I hope you have a good cloning program set up coz me thinks that pets gonna be pretty popular....
can you please explain the benefits of owning this pet for people who may be interested...??
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I'm not going to explain anything, cause that will only increase the interest in this pet. So therefore.........MUMS the word :lol:
HHAHAHAHHA OMFG. :lol: :lol: :lol: it's defective. where is it's other arm? probably wankin' it.
[quote author=[Pandora] link=topic=4611.msg187679#msg187679 date=1171420568]
HHAHAHAHHA OMFG. :lol: :lol: :lol: it's defective. where is it's other arm?
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I thought only dolphins did sexual things for the pleasure of it.....
[quote author=LivingDeadDoll link=topic=4611.msg187702#msg187702 date=1171420908]
I thought only dolphins did sexual things for the pleasure of it.....
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i guess we finally figured out what that thing is. damn dolphins, fapping and making our ocean salty.
[quote author=[Pandora] link=topic=4611.msg187679#msg187679 date=1171420568]
HHAHAHAHHA OMFG. :lol: :lol: :lol: it's defective. where is it's other arm?
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Ok, this one comes with both arms. Guaranteed or your money back.
[quote author=tmars78 link=topic=4611.msg187714#msg187714 date=1171421151]
Ok, this one comes with both arms. Guaranteed or your money back.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: goddamnit. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I like the one armed one, it looks easier to restrain when its being naughty.
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