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    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=17853.msg1248912#msg1248912 date=1239762727]
    maybe you aren't the one wearing the pants then... :lol:
    [/quote]

    More like washing the pants... :lol:

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    [quote author=missberi link=topic=17853.msg1252008#msg1252008 date=1240021212]
    More like washing the pants... :lol:
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    Nope  I wash dishes sometimes, but not clothes.  Besides the fact Kathy is so god damned nit picky about the clothes....

    I cannot stand to touch wet clothes, or clothes right out of the drier.  It dries my finger tips out and drives me fucking nuts.  Im a weirdo  what can I say.


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    Apryl, I'll be sending that program back soon.  I'm gonna go thru the tutorials real fast, but I used to own version7 so I should be ok.
    I blew out a memory stick though, so now I need a new one to meet minimum system requirements. No, The program had nothing to do with it, my computer is like frankenstein, a lot of of dead ones put together.
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    [quote author=Mortis link=topic=17853.msg1252293#msg1252293 date=1240071696]
    Nope  I wash dishes sometimes, but not clothes.  Besides the fact Kathy is so god damned nit picky about the clothes....

    I cannot stand to touch wet clothes, or clothes right out of the drier.  It dries my finger tips out and drives me fucking nuts.  Im a weirdo   what can I say.


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    Apryl, I'll be sending that program back soon.  I'm gonna go thru the tutorials real fast, but I used to own version7 so I should be ok.
    I blew out a memory stick though, so now I need a new one to meet minimum system requirements. No, The program had nothing to do with it, my computer is like frankenstein, a lot of of dead ones put together.
    [/quote]

    i dont think deeply shaded is coming back, mortis. 
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    ORLY?

    WHAT DID YOU DO NEENERNEENER????????

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Drama. or IRL problems, or just over it?
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    [quote author=Mortis link=topic=17853.msg1252393#msg1252393 date=1240078851]
    ORLY?

    WHAT DID YOU DO NEENERNEENER????????

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Drama. or IRL problems, or just over it?

    [/quote]

    MORTISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :2angry:  I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING 

    :lol:

    I'm still waiting for her to email me back.  i'm not sure what her reasons are. 
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    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=17853.msg1252390#msg1252390 date=1240078731]
    i dont think deeply shaded is coming back, mortis. 
    [/quote]

      Trying to toss a monkey wrench in my new siggie are ya?
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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=17853.msg1258891#msg1258891 date=1240720807]
      Trying to toss a monkey wrench in my new siggie are ya?
    [/quote]

    you're back! 
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    I want to kiss your lips. Both sets.

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    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=17853.msg1258957#msg1258957 date=1240728420]
    you're back! 
    [/quote]

    Where have you been? 
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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=17853.msg1258960#msg1258960 date=1240728509]
    Where have you been? 
    [/quote]

    im cranky, so i took a nap.  :oops: :lol:
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    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=17853.msg1258969#msg1258969 date=1240729152]
    im cranky, so i took a nap.  :oops: :lol:
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    I didn't think your kind slept.

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    Re: Mortis Signature Requests

    [quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=17853.msg1258972#msg1258972 date=1240729211]
    I didn't think your kind slept.
    [/quote]

    She has a roost or a belfry or something.  :2thescream:

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    [quote author=nestlequikie link=topic=17853.msg1258974#msg1258974 date=1240729253]
    She has a roost or a belfry or something.   :2thescream:
    [/quote]

    I read Twilight... They don't sleep! 

    Oh you mean she hangs upside down and waits for a poor unsuspecting meal?  That's "napping" ?

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    [quote author=nestlequikie link=topic=17853.msg1258974#msg1258974 date=1240729253]
    She has a roost or a belfry or something.   :2thescream:
    [/quote]




    [quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=17853.msg1258975#msg1258975 date=1240729347]
    I read Twilight... They don't sleep! 

    Oh you mean she hangs upside down and waits for a poor unsuspecting meal?  That's "napping" ?
    [/quote]

    you're next.
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    Re: Mortis Signature Requests

    MORT!
    I would like a sig.  :-D
    I've decided lately that I want one with Morrissey NOW rather than Morrissey THEN.  :oops:
    Here are some of my fave photos:



    More than one photo would be great.  :oops:
    I would also like it to have the following quote, if possible: My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye
    You must be such a fool
    To pass me by
    (if it fits)
    I like Irish stuff. Green's my favorite color.
    Please lemme know if this is doable.  :-D :oops:

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    [quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=17853.msg1262160#msg1262160 date=1241052512]
    MORT!
    I would like a sig.  :-D
    I've decided lately that I want one with Morrissey NOW rather than Morrissey THEN.  :oops:
    Here are some of my fave photos:



    More than one photo would be great.  :oops:
    I would also like it to have the following quote, if possible: My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye
    You must be such a fool
    To pass me by
    (if it fits)
    I like Irish stuff. Green's my favorite color.
    Please lemme know if this is doable.  :-D :oops:

    [/quote]

    Yeah it's doable....  I've been out of inspiration..(weed).

    I need to get busy.

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    [quote author=Mortis link=topic=17853.msg1262166#msg1262166 date=1241053867]
    Yeah it's doable....  I've been out of inspiration..(weed).

    I need to get busy.

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    Sorry its taking awhile, I'm having video driver issues......&nbsp; &nbsp;
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    [quote author=Mortis link=topic=17853.msg1274417#msg1274417 date=1242211989]
    Sorry its taking awhile, I'm having video driver issues......&nbsp; &nbsp;
    [/quote]

    &nbsp; Waiting patiently.
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    Can anyone tell me where Mr. Mortis has ran off to?




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    Re: Mortis Signature Requests

    [quote author=Its Me De link=topic=17853.msg1358638#msg1358638 date=1249964427]
    Can anyone tell me where Mr. Mortis has ran off to?
    [/quote]

    He comes and goes.

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    [quote author=hlw1214 link=topic=17853.msg1359567#msg1359567 date=1250036285]
    He comes and goes.
    [/quote]I had PMed him not to long ago, he &amp; boogins are OK. They are having a lot of trouble with their modem &amp; phone lines. Now that Lake Okeechobee is back at normal levels, he may be be out fishing most of the time. Great bass fishing this time of year.

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    if anyone talks to him could you PLEASE tell him that I really need my Corel Draw disk back?!?!!!

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    i want one purdy please


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    i want one too! i like old hot rods (rat rods n such, not skanky nascar) and rocka(psycho)billy...

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    [quote author=melle_mel link=topic=17853.msg1431057#msg1431057 date=1256837677]
    i want one too! i like old hot rods (rat rods n such, not skanky nascar) and rocka(psycho)billy...
    [/quote]

    Mortis hasn't posted here in a while , but if you look for Miss Beri's Sig thread, she might do one for you

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