Mortis Signature Requests

[merdeath]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=17853.msg1248912#msg1248912 date=1239762727]
maybe you aren't the one wearing the pants then... :lol:
[/quote]

More like washing the pants... :lol:

[Mortis]

[quote author=missberi link=topic=17853.msg1252008#msg1252008 date=1240021212]
More like washing the pants... :lol:
[/quote]

Nope  I wash dishes sometimes, but not clothes.  Besides the fact Kathy is so god damned nit picky about the clothes....

I cannot stand to touch wet clothes, or clothes right out of the drier.  It dries my finger tips out and drives me fucking nuts.  Im a weirdo  what can I say.


Sigs   

Deeply Shaded...in progress
Deliberate Misuse


Apryl, I'll be sending that program back soon.  I'm gonna go thru the tutorials real fast, but I used to own version7 so I should be ok.
I blew out a memory stick though, so now I need a new one to meet minimum system requirements. No, The program had nothing to do with it, my computer is like frankenstein, a lot of of dead ones put together.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=Mortis link=topic=17853.msg1252293#msg1252293 date=1240071696]
Nope  I wash dishes sometimes, but not clothes.  Besides the fact Kathy is so god damned nit picky about the clothes....

I cannot stand to touch wet clothes, or clothes right out of the drier.  It dries my finger tips out and drives me fucking nuts.  Im a weirdo   what can I say.


Sigs   

Deeply Shaded...in progress
Deliberate Misuse


Apryl, I'll be sending that program back soon.  I'm gonna go thru the tutorials real fast, but I used to own version7 so I should be ok.
I blew out a memory stick though, so now I need a new one to meet minimum system requirements. No, The program had nothing to do with it, my computer is like frankenstein, a lot of of dead ones put together.
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i dont think deeply shaded is coming back, mortis. 

[Mortis]

ORLY?

WHAT DID YOU DO NEENERNEENER????????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Drama. or IRL problems, or just over it?

[neenerneener]

[quote author=Mortis link=topic=17853.msg1252393#msg1252393 date=1240078851]
ORLY?

WHAT DID YOU DO NEENERNEENER????????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Drama. or IRL problems, or just over it?

[/quote]

MORTISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :2angry:  I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING 

:lol:

I'm still waiting for her to email me back.  i'm not sure what her reasons are. 

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=17853.msg1252390#msg1252390 date=1240078731]
i dont think deeply shaded is coming back, mortis. 
[/quote]

  Trying to toss a monkey wrench in my new siggie are ya?

[neenerneener]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=17853.msg1258891#msg1258891 date=1240720807]
  Trying to toss a monkey wrench in my new siggie are ya?
[/quote]

you're back! 

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=17853.msg1258957#msg1258957 date=1240728420]
you're back! 
[/quote]

Where have you been? 

[neenerneener]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=17853.msg1258960#msg1258960 date=1240728509]
Where have you been? 
[/quote]

im cranky, so i took a nap.  :oops: :lol:

[sogs]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=17853.msg1258969#msg1258969 date=1240729152]
im cranky, so i took a nap.  :oops: :lol:
[/quote]

I didn't think your kind slept.

[nestlequikie]

[quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=17853.msg1258972#msg1258972 date=1240729211]
I didn't think your kind slept.
[/quote]

She has a roost or a belfry or something.  :2thescream:

[sogs]

[quote author=nestlequikie link=topic=17853.msg1258974#msg1258974 date=1240729253]
She has a roost or a belfry or something.   :2thescream:
[/quote]

I read Twilight... They don't sleep! 

Oh you mean she hangs upside down and waits for a poor unsuspecting meal?  That's "napping" ?

[neenerneener]

[quote author=nestlequikie link=topic=17853.msg1258974#msg1258974 date=1240729253]
She has a roost or a belfry or something.   :2thescream:
[/quote]




[quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=17853.msg1258975#msg1258975 date=1240729347]
I read Twilight... They don't sleep! 

Oh you mean she hangs upside down and waits for a poor unsuspecting meal?  That's "napping" ?
[/quote]

you're next.

[sue_vicious]

MORT!
I would like a sig.  :-D
I've decided lately that I want one with Morrissey NOW rather than Morrissey THEN.  :oops:
Here are some of my fave photos:



More than one photo would be great.  :oops:
I would also like it to have the following quote, if possible: My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye
You must be such a fool
To pass me by (if it fits)
I like Irish stuff. Green's my favorite color.
Please lemme know if this is doable.  :-D :oops:

[Mortis]

[quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=17853.msg1262160#msg1262160 date=1241052512]
MORT!
I would like a sig.  :-D
I've decided lately that I want one with Morrissey NOW rather than Morrissey THEN.  :oops:
Here are some of my fave photos:



More than one photo would be great.  :oops:
I would also like it to have the following quote, if possible: My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye
You must be such a fool
To pass me by (if it fits)
I like Irish stuff. Green's my favorite color.
Please lemme know if this is doable.  :-D :oops:

[/quote]

Yeah it's doable....  I've been out of inspiration..(weed).

I need to get busy.

DS
DM
SV are up....      say 3 days tops they will all be done.

[wickedgirl]

[quote author=Mortis link=topic=17853.msg1262166#msg1262166 date=1241053867]
Yeah it's doable....  I've been out of inspiration..(weed).

I need to get busy.

DS
DM
SV are up....      say 3 days tops they will all be done.
[/quote]

Did you look in the cigar box under Brian's bed?

[Mortis]

Sorry its taking awhile, I'm having video driver issues......   

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=Mortis link=topic=17853.msg1274417#msg1274417 date=1242211989]
Sorry its taking awhile, I'm having video driver issues......   
[/quote]

  Waiting patiently.

[Its Me De]

Can anyone tell me where Mr. Mortis has ran off to?

[hlw1214]

[quote author=Its Me De link=topic=17853.msg1358638#msg1358638 date=1249964427]
Can anyone tell me where Mr. Mortis has ran off to?
[/quote]

He comes and goes.

[Key West Digger]

[quote author=hlw1214 link=topic=17853.msg1359567#msg1359567 date=1250036285]
He comes and goes.
[/quote]I had PMed him not to long ago, he & boogins are OK. They are having a lot of trouble with their modem & phone lines. Now that Lake Okeechobee is back at normal levels, he may be be out fishing most of the time. Great bass fishing this time of year.

[ApRyL]

if anyone talks to him could you PLEASE tell him that I really need my Corel Draw disk back?!?!!!

[beli]

i want one purdy please

[melle_mel]

i want one too! i like old hot rods (rat rods n such, not skanky nascar) and rocka(psycho)billy...

[ApRyL]

[quote author=melle_mel link=topic=17853.msg1431057#msg1431057 date=1256837677]
i want one too! i like old hot rods (rat rods n such, not skanky nascar) and rocka(psycho)billy...
[/quote]

Mortis hasn't posted here in a while , but if you look for Miss Beri's Sig thread, she might do one for you