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    Drunk man impaled in rectum on spiked fence



    THE suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.

    He denied trying to break into the museum, but claimed he had been in the museum grounds to sleep off a drinking session.

    Speaking from the Cambridge West home he shares with his parents and siblings, Siyanda Pasiwe, 32, said he had been drinking somewhere in town that evening.

    But because it was late and he was drunk, he decided to go into the museum grounds to sleep it off before walking home.

    “I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side,” he said.

    When he fell on the fence he did not feel the spike piercing his bottom and thought the fence had an electric force that was holding him to it .

    “I thought that the electric fence had a mechanism to keep me glued to it,” Pasiwe said.

    He says he had screamed for someone to come and rescue him and not because he was in pain .

    Pasiwe was impaled by a 30cm metal spike at the museum’s security fence almost a month ago, after what police suspect was an attempt to break into the museum.

    The police said he probably panicked after an alarm went off, after he allegedly broke a glass door.

    His screams were heard by a tow truck driver who called the police and fire department.

    Fire and rescue workers used an angle grinder to cut the steel spike off the fence.

    Medical staff at the hospital, where the spike was removed, said Pasiwe had suffered severe rectal and intestinal injuries .

    He was discharged last Thursday and is still undergoing medical check-ups at the hospital.

    Although police said he was under police guard during his stay in hospital, on Friday they confirmed that he was discharged without their knowledge .

    http://www.dispatch.co.za/article.aspx?id=249750

    Ouch!    :-o

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    This story, and accompanying photo, made me sick to my tummy.

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    &nbsp; :2huh: Well that is sure fire way of taking it up the arse.&nbsp; :lol:

    I think he is very very lucky he didn't rupture something.
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    :-o

    Drunk or not...how could you not feel that :? Crazy!
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    [quote author=Soul of Nature link=topic=16453.msg1017683#msg1017683 date=1222396600]
    :-o

    Drunk or not...how could you not feel that :? Crazy!
    [/quote]

    I've never taken a spike up the ass, but I've fallen on my face when drunk and not felt a thing.&nbsp; :|
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    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=16453.msg1017685#msg1017685 date=1222396672]
    I've never taken a spike up the ass, but I've fallen on my face when drunk and not felt a thing.&nbsp; :|
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    :lol: I should sig that.

    I've heard people talk about hurting themselves and not feeling it when they were drunk...but this...this is just insane! I think it's hilarious he thought the fence had a mechanism that held him there.
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    [quote author=Soul of Nature link=topic=16453.msg1017683#msg1017683 date=1222396600]
    :-o

    Drunk or not...how could you not feel that :? Crazy!
    [/quote]

    I have seriously bruised my tailbone drunk and didn't feel it till the next day.&nbsp; Then I couldn't sit for almost a week with out horrid pain.
    I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

    There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

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    [quote author=LostSouls link=topic=16453.msg1017694#msg1017694 date=1222397053]
    I have seriously bruised my tailbone drunk and didn't feel it till the next day.&nbsp; Then I couldn't sit for almost a week with out horrid pain.
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    Dude, that's the worst! I fractured mine when I was running and my feet went out from under me. Fell straight on my butt. It's healed now but it still hurts to sit on it for too long.



    And I should specify, I know it's totally possible to hurt yourself when you're drunk and not feel it, but it just seems so weird that he didn't feel a metal spike up his ass! I guess he proved it's possible.&nbsp; :|
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    [quote author=Soul of Nature link=topic=16453.msg1017705#msg1017705 date=1222397451]
    Dude, that's the worst! I fractured mine when I was running and my feet went out from under me. Fell straight on my butt. It's healed now but it still hurts to still on it for too long.



    And I should specify, I know it's totally possible to hurt yourself when you're drunk and not feel it, but it just seems so weird that he didn't feel a metal spike up his ass! I guess he proved it's possible.&nbsp; :|
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    yeah, I'm thinking you're onto something there. I think I'd feel a metal spike impaling me.&nbsp;
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    Re: Drunk man impaled in rectum on spiked fence

    He's 32 and lives with his parents? Holy smokes!
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    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=16453.msg1017710#msg1017710 date=1222397594]

    yeah, I'm thinking you're onto something there. I think I'd feel a metal spike impaling me.&nbsp;
    [/quote]

    Maybe he was use to stuff up his arse.
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    This probably ruined any chance of him ever turning gay.&nbsp; My guess is he will not want anything less soft than toilet paper near his bum for the remainder of his years.

    But for the life of me...how could you feel no pain?&nbsp; That is a level of drunkenness I have never achieved.

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    [quote author=LostSouls link=topic=16453.msg1018705#msg1018705 date=1222446473]
    Maybe he was use to stuff up his arse.
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    Good point, good point. It'd be funny, however, if he actually had planned to do this, so he pre-lubed the spike.

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    [quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=16453.msg1018666#msg1018666 date=1222444106]
    He's 32 and lives with his parents? Holy smokes!
    [/quote]

    And apparently get's ripped and thinks Spiked fences are his dream date.&nbsp; :lol:

    This has to suck. You know he remembers it all and I am sure no one around him is letting it die down.&nbsp; :lol:

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    [quote author=Deviant Toaster link=topic=16453.msg1019029#msg1019029 date=1222463129]
    And apparently get's ripped and thinks Spiked fences are his dream date.&nbsp; :lol:

    This has to suck. You know he remembers it all and I am sure no one around him is letting it die down.&nbsp; :lol:
    [/quote]

    A friend of mine decided to pee on the floor at my friends house when we were 19, after drinking a lot.&nbsp; This was after he tried to knock the television down and whiz behind it.&nbsp; He made it to the bathroom door, and decided the carpet was a better spot to piss when the toilet was literally two feet to his left.&nbsp; Ten years later that is still brought up often...so I can see this future...

    &quot;Oh, oh this reminds me of when Siyanda had buttsects with that spike!!&quot;

    He might need to move to a new country...

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    I wonder how far up his ass it went.&nbsp; Ow.&nbsp;
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    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=16453.msg1019038#msg1019038 date=1222463535]
    I wonder how far up his ass it went.&nbsp; Ow.&nbsp;
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    :-o

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    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=16453.msg1019038#msg1019038 date=1222463535]
    I wonder how far up his ass it went.&nbsp; Ow.&nbsp;
    [/quote]

    Well, it is hard to say.&nbsp; If we knew how long those spikes were we could venture a guess.&nbsp; The article said 30 cm.&nbsp; Assuming that is the length it looks like he took about 6&quot; or so of metal in the tuckus...

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    [quote author=Chompin link=topic=16453.msg1019033#msg1019033 date=1222463318]
    A friend of mine decided to pee on the floor at my friends house when we were 19, after drinking a lot.&nbsp; This was after he tried to knock the television down and whiz behind it.&nbsp; He made it to the bathroom door, and decided the carpet was a better spot to piss when the toilet was literally two feet to his left.&nbsp; Ten years later that is still brought up often...so I can see this future...

    &quot;Oh, oh this reminds me of when Siyanda had buttsects with that spike!!&quot;

    He might need to move to a new country...
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    [quote author=Deviant Toaster link=topic=16453.msg1019029#msg1019029 date=1222463129]
    And apparently get's ripped and thinks Spiked fences are his dream date.&nbsp; :lol:

    [/quote]

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    Re: Drunk man impaled in rectum on spiked fence

    [quote author=Chompin link=topic=16453.msg1019041#msg1019041 date=1222463710]
    Well, it is hard to say.&nbsp; If we knew how long those spikes were we could venture a guess.&nbsp; The article said 30 cm.&nbsp; Assuming that is the length it looks like he took about 6&quot; or so of metal in the tuckus...
    [/quote]

    I don't think I've ever been drunk enough where I wouldn't have felt a six inch metal spike up my ass.&nbsp; But, you never know.&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; I've been pretty drunk.&nbsp; I'm not planning on finding out.
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    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=16453.msg1019049#msg1019049 date=1222463952]
    I don't think I've ever been drunk enough where I wouldn't have felt a six inch metal spike up my ass.&nbsp; &nbsp;But, you never know.&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; I've been pretty drunk.&nbsp; I'm not planning on finding out.
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    Maybe he thinks by saying he didn't feel it, it will go away like it had never happened.

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    [quote author=Deviant Toaster link=topic=16453.msg1019057#msg1019057 date=1222464193]
    Maybe he thinks by saying he didn't feel it, it will go away like it had never happened.
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    That's kind of what I thought.&nbsp; Like even though there's photographic evidence, if he pretends it didn't happen, it didn't really happen.
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    Raped by a fence. Owww. If it were me I wouldn't have talked to anyone......just disappeared into oblivion......just me and my colostomy bag......

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    [quote author=rmbd0903 link=topic=16453.msg1019608#msg1019608 date=1222486063]
    Raped by a fence. Owww. If it were me I wouldn't have talked to anyone......just disappeared into oblivion......just me and my colostomy bag......
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    Exactly&nbsp; :lol:

    [quote author=mishira link=topic=16453.msg1019581#msg1019581 date=1222485318]
    That's kind of what I thought.&nbsp; Like even though there's photographic evidence, if he pretends it didn't happen, it didn't really happen.
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    That's a story for the grand kids. &quot;You see kids, I was walking......&quot;. But John Hughes would have to write the story because then it would be very bitchen!&nbsp; :lol:

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