Yahoo Blog - "Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife"

[Its Me De]

This sounds so far fetched it makes me wonder if this a damn joke?
I'm just gonna assume it's not (cause that's more fun) and go read it again since it's been awhile. :2grin:



"I will be asking you questions where your answers will clearly show me whether or not you read, comprehended and retained what you read herein. It has become very clear to me that many who properly initiate the interview process did not read, but rather scanned, this profile and had they carefully read it, they would never have initiated the interview process for they would have discovered that they are NOT what I want or I am NOT what they want. So, if after you scan or quickly read this profile and believe yourself to be seriously interested, re-read this profile one or two more times very carefully."

Yes Master! I would hate to fail my comprehension reading test...

"If I find that you did not carefully read, comprehend and retain the parts of this profile that pertain to you, I will simply state something like: "It is clear that you did not carefully read, comprehend and retain what I stated in my profile, you are now iggied." Iggied means that you are put on my ignore list so that I no longer receive messages from you."

Please, Please, Do Not iggy me.
I love a man who makes up words.That's hot!

I could quote this deranged man all day!

Can you imagine being married to him for 20 plus years?
Just when you think you got it bad, think of his ex wife.

[Gimik]

[quote author=Its Me De link=topic=16363.msg1147155#msg1147155 date=1231679349]


Please, Please, Do Not iggy me.
I love a man who makes up words.That's hot!

I could quote this deranged man all day!

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The profile has been deleted - maybe he found his young wife

and btw, I'm going to out myself and say that many years ago I was a ferocious yahoo chatter and iggy is something that we always said when we put someone on ignore.  So don't credit this man with making it up (thought must say he has an active imagination)!!  it is a yahoo term that yahoo chatters use...

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=Gimik link=topic=16363.msg1147816#msg1147816 date=1231732110]
The profile has been deleted - maybe he found his young wife

and btw, I'm going to out myself and say that many years ago I was a ferocious yahoo chatter and iggy is something that we always said when we put someone on ignore.  So don't credit this man with making it up (thought must say he has an active imagination)!!  it is a yahoo term that yahoo chatters use...

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Yeah, I've seen that before. Sounded stupid then, sounds stupid now.

I don't think these long, outrageous 'contracts' are unusual in the BDSM lifestyle, though. It's just how those weirdos roll.

[Its Me De]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=16363.msg1147851#msg1147851 date=1231733645]
Yeah, I've seen that before. Sounded stupid then, sounds stupid now.

I don't think these long, outrageous 'contracts' are unusual in the BDSM lifestyle, though. It's just how those weirdos roll.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Flowers]

Oops, I fail.

I like my parties, my fashion, love animals and have a thing for telling people what to do.

[Feetprints]

[quote author=Flowers link=topic=16363.msg1149558#msg1149558 date=1231871377]
Oops, I fail.

I like my parties, my fashion, love animals and have a thing for telling people what to do.
[/quote]Lets go over in the fail corner and cry together. Then we can go shoe shopping.  :lol:

[nerysinci]

I'm sad that I wasted all that time reading that whole thing, and his profile is baleeted. 

AHAHAH who am I kidding? I pee every 20 minutes.  :oops:

[kittee]

5'0" - 90 lbs or less
5'4" - 120 lbs or less
5'8" - 140 lbs or less

...the fuck? I'm 5'0"..if I weight 90 lbs or less I would be gone when the wind blew.

[LC]

[quote author=kittee link=topic=16363.msg1149858#msg1149858 date=1231887527]
5'0" - 90 lbs or less
5'4" - 120 lbs or less
5'8" - 140 lbs or less

...the fuck? I'm 5'0"..if I weight 90 lbs or less I would be gone when the wind blew.
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Don't tell that to Neener. She's like 7 feet tall and weighs 66 pounds on a heavy day. :lol:

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[quote author=LawChick link=topic=16363.msg1149876#msg1149876 date=1231888233]
Don't tell that to Neener. She's like 7 feet tall and weighs 66 pounds on a heavy day. :lol:
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hahahahahaha

[neenerneener]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=16363.msg1149876#msg1149876 date=1231888233]
Don't tell that to Neener. She's like 7 feet tall and weighs 66 pounds on a heavy day. :lol:
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i'm 5'3" and i weigh 100lbs, thankyouverymuch.  :x

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=16363.msg1149883#msg1149883 date=1231888360]
hahahahahaha
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dont encourage her  :2angry:

[kittee]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=16363.msg1150406#msg1150406 date=1231908261]


i'm 5'3" and i weigh 100lbs, thankyouverymuch.  :x

dont encourage her  :2angry:
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I remember when I weighed 100 lbs..

..and then I started university and discovered the convience of mcdonalds hah 

[neenerneener]

[quote author=kittee link=topic=16363.msg1150637#msg1150637 date=1231950309]
I remember when I weighed 100 lbs..

..and then I started university and discovered the convience of mcdonalds hah 
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i  mcdonalds cheeseburgers and big macs.  nom nom nom.