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    I just added him to my Yahoo friends thingie and hopefully, he'll accept my add.
    His fucking screen name is "Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife as a friend".
    ASSHOLE.
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    You should chat him up and pretend you are the perfect women, then arrange to meet him and not show up.
    Boringgggggggggggggggg.

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    Sorry, I should say HIS perfect women, not a perfect women. That is by far the definition of a perfect women.
    Boringgggggggggggggggg.

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    [quote author=Vegemite Kid link=topic=16363.msg1013280#msg1013280 date=1222047989]
    You should chat him up and pretend you are the perfect women, then arrange to meet him and not show up.
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    You read my mind.  :oops:
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    Re: Yahoo Blog - "Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife"

    [quote author=rmbd0903 link=topic=16363.msg1012855#msg1012855 date=1222008405]
    Oh gawd.....no wonder his wife divorced him. 
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    That is exactly what I thought. What an asshole.  :2angry:

    And oh man don't even get me started on the submissive wife stuff. I went to a religious school my first year of college and had to sit in a "marriage and family" class and listen to that. My friend walked out and I was going to follow her but the teacher followed her into the hall and I was too pissed off to talk to the teacher, so I just put my head down and ignored the rest of the lecture. I really don't want to get into a religious debate, but I cannot stand his holier than thou attitude. I look at people like him and think no wonder people think Christians are judgmental.

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    This guy sounds an awful lot like Borat. :lol:
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    [quote author=robotlordsoftokyo link=topic=16363.msg1013320#msg1013320 date=1222050757]
    This guy sounds an awful lot like Borat. :lol:
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    &quot;Then when my wife is 15, her voice get deeper, she get hairs on chest and her vajeena hang like sleeve of wizard.&quot;

    Who shit in your wheaties?

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    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QtDH0VB71Ws&amp;feature=related
    Boringgggggggggggggggg.

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    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=16363.msg1013273#msg1013273 date=1222046983]
    I just added him to my Yahoo friends thingie and hopefully, he'll accept my add.
    His fucking screen name is &quot;Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife as a friend&quot;.
    ASSHOLE.
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    so did he accept?
    please invite him here so he can discuss this with us.
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    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=16363.msg1013285#msg1013285 date=1222048090]
    You read my mind.&nbsp;&nbsp; :oops:
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    No show up, just don't acknowledge him but take his picture and post it.

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    The American Mahir, perhaps?
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    Re: Yahoo Blog - "Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife"

    There's no way in hell I could read all that. I obviously fail in a million ways too. The first one being that I would never want to marry/sex someone 20+ years older than me. ew. He will be alone forever.
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    [quote author=Karalicious link=topic=16363.msg1014155#msg1014155 date=1222127580]
    There's no way in hell I could read all that. I obviously fail in a million ways too. The first one being that I would never want to marry/sex someone 20+ years older than me. ew. He will be alone forever.
    [/quote]Sad thing is, he probably won't be.&nbsp; He'll find some poor little thing and make her miserable until she's had her fill and trys to leave, and he kills her in a rage, or she torches him in his sleep.

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    I bet he's really lonely and if some girl who was half decent came along, he'd eat the turds outta her ass.
    I think it's a computer engineer thing--they always think they are soooooo great. ( Im married to one LOL) He said I should weigh 120pds too LOL

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    Re: Yahoo Blog - "Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife"

    &nbsp; Sounds like he has wayyyyyyyyyy too much time on his hands to come up with all that and type it out... I couldn't even read&nbsp; past the first post of it before i wanted to throw my computer out the window to make it go away.


    &nbsp; Maybe if he spent less time sitting in his house making up silly demands and writing them in his Neat-o blog, he'd have time to go to places where girls actually are, then he'd get the chance to disgust them in person!


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    Haha I read all of that... not really becaue I wanted to, but because I was so struck at the resmeblance with my ex-boyfriend regarding the God stuff. He only got worse after we broke up, and now, about two and a half years later, he won't even make eye contact with me if we happen to run into each other at the grocery store because I am too &quot;unrighteous.&quot;&nbsp; :lol:

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    I read it all because I found it hysterical. I was kind of sad when it was over. :lol:
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    wow...................................
    this guy is a douche.
    haha i totally do not meet his criteria.
    i dont see why any one would want his old, wrinkly, sagging, controlling balls. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Re: Yahoo Blog - "Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife"

    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=16363.msg1013285#msg1013285 date=1222048090]
    You read my mind.&nbsp; &nbsp;:oops:
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    Holy crap, how did I miss this? This sounds like the man of my dreams! I couldn't dial the plastic surgeon fast enough. I hope he can make me look younger and more acceptable to this fabulous sounding gentleman.
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    Re: Yahoo Blog - "Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife"

    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=16363.msg1146103#msg1146103 date=1231597450]
    Holy crap, how did I miss this? This sounds like the man of my dreams! I couldn't dial the plastic surgeon fast enough. I hope he can make me look younger and more acceptable to this fabulous sounding gentleman.
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    Re: Yahoo Blog - "Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife"

    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=16363.msg1146103#msg1146103 date=1231597450]
    Holy crap, how did I miss this? This sounds like the man of my dreams! I couldn't dial the plastic surgeon fast enough. I hope he can make me look younger and more acceptable to this fabulous sounding gentleman.
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    I am obviously the woman for him. I meet all of his criteria.&nbsp; :lol:

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    I guarantee if he's got money his &quot;perfect&quot; woman will appear.

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    And I 2nd that.

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    my god.... he has to be off his rocker.&nbsp; He lives where I do...&nbsp; That scares me a little.&nbsp; THIS is why dating scares me....&nbsp; people are freaking crazy!

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