Man with two penises can't get any loving...

[the color nine]

Berlin - A German man, who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis, lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The makeshift penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to his new penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation. - Ananova.com
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20 080911111707939C544430

[Megan1285]

[quote author=the color nine link=topic=16291.msg1008032#msg1008032 date=1221584316]
Berlin - A German man, who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis, lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The makeshift penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to his new penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation. - Ananova.com
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20 080911111707939C544430
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...oh man i wanna see the pictures!

[Karalicious]

"I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

Best sentence ever.

[Creature Feature]

I had a dream i had two penises a few days ago. It sucked because i didnt know which one to use. Somehow that is one of the worst nightmares ive ever had.

[turtleande]

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.


Where exactly did the bone go?

[Creature Feature]

[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=16291.msg1008142#msg1008142 date=1221594064]
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.


Where exactly did the bone go?
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In his wife when he had one.

[LostSouls]

Well he is not alone!!! Who knew. :lol:

The Indian Man with Two Fully Functioning Penises Wants to Have One Removed...in order to get married and lead a normal lifestyle and sex life with his wife By Alexandra Lupu, Health News Editor

21st of August 2006, 08:15 GMT

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The Times of India News informs about an Indian business man aged 24 who was born with 2 sex organs which fully function. However, even if most men would like to be "blessed" with this biological abnormal feature for a while, the Indian wants to have one of the two penises surgically removed. He stated that after the surgery he will finally have the chance to get married and have a normal sex life, like all his male fellows.

The Indian man is named Sanjay and declared that he had to live with the shameful condition since birth. He had to conceal it from the others, but stressful times are over for him, as he is going to undergo surgery and keep only one of the two sex organs.

The rare condition Sanjay suffers from is medically known as penile duplication or diphallus. It is an extremely rare condition because only 100 cases of this disorder have been reported since 1609. Therefore, the diphallus condition occurs in one in 5, 5 million men.

Diphallus condition can be defined as a congenital anomaly in which one's penis is partially or completely doubled. It is caused by fetal mesodermal bands in the embryo which fail to fuse properly. Diphallus disorder is usually accompanied by other congenital abnormalities, such as anorectal, renal, vertebral duplication.

"It is an extremely rare condition. More so because two fully functional penes is unheard of in even medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," explained a doctor from the hospital where the surgical intervention for removing on of the Indian's penises took place.

[Feetprints]

Double penetration, anyone? :lol:

[anitsirc]

[quote author=Mooncalf link=topic=16291.msg1008164#msg1008164 date=1221596222]
Double penetration, anyone? :lol:
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...seriously....... i'll take him... 

[kevansvault]

Two dicks but no chick... :lol:

[yellowCake1]

[quote author=Mooncalf link=topic=16291.msg1008164#msg1008164 date=1221596222]
Double penetration, anyone? :lol:
[/quote]

Thats exactly what i was thinking. She probably thought he wanted two on purpose, and she freaked out.

I won't be long now with this kinda technology. Guys will be telling doctors to turn all ten fingers and thumbs into penises, two below the hip is just the start

[craptastic]

His wife sounds like a dumb ass bitch! Doesn't she know that two is always better than one?  if one goes limp she can always play with the other. dumb whore.

[Just Jenn]

Did you hear about the guy with 5 penises?






His pants fit like a glove.....


:2grin:

[emmy_dreamy]

[quote author=kevansvault link=topic=16291.msg1008731#msg1008731 date=1221634705]
Two dicks but no chick... :lol:
[/quote]

That's what two hands are for.    :lol:

[LostSouls]

That way both arms stay equally as buff.  I can't remember which comedy show that was on by I  :lol: for hours.

[neenerneener]

reading this story just made my day.  i suffer from penis envy.  i want to write my name in the snow.  :2tongue:  lol. 

[vaga]

[quote author=the color nine link=topic=16291.msg1008032#msg1008032 date=1221584316]
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to his new penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

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:lol: I wonder if both cum at the same time???

I'm sure it had to do with his obession over his penis that his wife left him, not so much the 2nd penis.  :lol:

oh man.... I wonder how long this operation takes, I mean where did she think he was while he was in surgery?

[vaga]

I really would love to hear her side of this story.  :lol: 

[Megan1285]

[quote author=vaga link=topic=16291.msg1011349#msg1011349 date=1221844116]

:lol: I wonder if both cum at the same time???

I'm sure it had to do with his obession over his penis that his wife left him, not so much the 2nd penis.  :lol:

oh man.... I wonder how long this operation takes, I mean where did she think he was while he was in surgery?


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:lol:

no pic yet!...that is still so funny, what an ungrateful bitch for leaving to pleasure toys!

[kevansvault]

[quote author=emmy_dreamy link=topic=16291.msg1010704#msg1010704 date=1221782314]
That's what two hands are for.    :lol:
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Fuck that shit.  I have a hard enough time doing it with the one hand  :lol: