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Thread: Jodi Ann Arias shot and stabbed her ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander to death

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    Gus Searcy is harassing people who spoke negatively towards him on Facebook through messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggrrl72077 View Post
    When NG was interviewing Sheriff Joe and getting the grand tour of the jail, he said Jodi gets a bag lunch every day. I'll have to go back and find it.
    I thought I remembered this too! It seems like it may be just the last couple of days that she didn't get one...? I don't know...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metis212 View Post
    My mom is 75 years old, think she will know? I am childless. Guess I will google it.
    Lol, someone else put the description about a page ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    But that's a tootsie ROLL. Even so, how the fuck didn't it disappear up there? These are things I need to know!
    They also come in xl size that the Shriners hand out when you donate to them:



    Maybe one of those?


    I can't see how tootsie rolls (with their appearance and all) can be appealing in a vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metis212 View Post
    Umm, what is a motor boat? Inquiring minds need to know.

    A male or female who places their head between a female's breasts and shakes back and forth while humming, producing a sound similar to a motorboat in water.


    Happy to know I'm not the only person in the world who didn't know that term

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twinmutha View Post
    I am laughing so hard right now. You guys are hilarious. It had to of been the tootsie pop. Stick it in, lick it, stick it in, lick it.... Some silly fantasy. The tootsie roll would of disappeared. LMAO!!!
    Ok I lied. I don't need to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    I thought it was the small candy.
    It was the Tootsie Pop lollipop. I wonder if it made a funny noise when T pulled it out of her butt? *POP*

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Hubby and I decided 20 years ago to not have kids. I still joke with some of my friends that I'm a virgin and when they give me the side eye I tell them "prove I'm not"! Bwah ha ha!
    I go through long periods between relationships and I tell my friends I'm a virgin and when they give ME the sideye, I say "that shit grows back!".

    Bwaa ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NCBlonde View Post



    Yeah, I'm totally not into "candy sex toys". Besides, isn't it like a no-no for a woman to be using food products -- especially sugary ones -- in that particular orifice? Risk of yeast infection?
    I read somewhere that some of the ladies on the Real Housewives of Atlanta (don't judge, I don't watch) put sugar in there to sweeten it up. No thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tenacious-G View Post
    Okay, I'm the youngest of 5 and even after shacking up w/ a dude for a couple of years, I had the feeling that my mother thought I was still a virgin or something. So one time she and I were out at the big-mega-grocery and we were walking through the pharmacy section and I started grabbing packages of condoms and throwing them in the cart (all kinds!). Her face turned red and she was like "oh you!". After that she was cool talking about sex and stuff. This from a woman that never told us about sex, by the way.... LOL.

    Yeah, if you don't tell the kids, they'll never know about it! /snark

    <hands over ears... lalalalala>
    I never had a sex talk either. My 16 y/o sister was pregnant when I was 13. My oldest sister (5 years older) had the Playboy channel in her room. So.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristinella View Post
    I guess Jenna Jameson went in for a vaginoplasty and they ended up botching it. Fucking ouch. I would never vouch for someone doing that. Learn to love yourself or some kind of motivational speech.

    The Toblerone picture cracks me up. I bought some the other day!

    I would hate to have my vag become a candy jar. I agree, UTI central.
    Brandi Glanville of Real Housewives of Bev Hills (I do watch this one) had this done. She said her husband (who left her for LeAnn Rimes) told her she felt different after 2 kids. She said she had it done so she would never have sex with him again. He paid for it and would never get to experience her new puss.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristinella View Post
    Was it the lollipop or was it the small candy ones?

    Now I'm reminded of the owl used in the commercials. How many licks does it take?

    Here is the small candy:

    I actually don't know if it was the pop or the roll. I assumed the pop because...how would he fuck her with the roll?? Unless it was giant sized. And can you imagine having to go your gyno with a tootsie roll lost in there?? No thanks.
    "so he ejaculated on your face and threw you some candy?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristinella View Post
    I don't think you can give neutrals, hahaha. I just make up stuff as I go along.

    Hahahahahahahaha oh wow. I asked my bf, "Wouldn't Pop Rocks on your dick hurt?" He was like, "No they don't." Me: "How do you know?" Him: "Didn't you do it?" Me: "Ummm noooo." Then he just turned back to the computer screen in some sort of weird "Oh shit" thought, and I started laughing.

    He then showed me this picture regarding our conversation.



    I still think it would be at least uncomfortable, but have a fear of Pop Rocks and would never try it.

    Also, lol at the tootsie rolls going into the great abyss.
    This is soooo my husband. He is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristinella View Post
    Was it the lollipop or was it the small candy ones?

    Now I'm reminded of the owl used in the commercials. How many licks does it take?

    Here is the small candy:

    Pretty sure a plain Tootsie Roll would get lost in the abyss...

    Gotta have the Tootsie Pop because it comes on a stick. Something to hang on to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristinella View Post
    They also come in xl size that the Shriners hand out when you donate to them:



    Maybe one of those?


    I can't see how tootsie rolls (with their appearance and all) can be appealing in a vagina.
    I have no idea what Shriners are. But, it's good to know there's different size tootsie rolls to accomodate all sized vaginas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metis212 View Post
    Umm, what is a motor boat? Inquiring minds need to know.

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    Photo of jodi's Legs and travis alexanders body


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    Last edited by acertaingirl; 02-26-2013 at 06:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metis212 View Post
    My mom is 75 years old, think she will know? I am childless. Guess I will google it.
    I posted a video for you. It explains what it is.

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    Now I have this song in my head:



    What ever happened to Sisquo? Also, I'm legit hoping Gus will contact me via FB. Or at least Donovan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimple blossom View Post
    WTF is smite and how does one "smite" someone lol
    Instead of clicking that they approve your post they click the other one and I think it takes away from your rep or some crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marycontrary View Post
    A male or female who places their head between a female's breasts and shakes back and forth while humming, producing a sound similar to a motorboat in water.


    Happy to know I'm not the only person in the world who didn't know that term
    Thank you, Mary! I had no idea, either!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristinella View Post
    They also come in xl size that the Shriners hand out when you donate to them:



    Maybe one of those?


    I can't see how tootsie rolls (with their appearance and all) can be appealing in a vagina.
    They look like poop...so much so that if you make a litter box cake you use tootsie rolls to make the 'cat poop'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristinella View Post
    I can't see how tootsie rolls (with their appearance and all) can be appealing in a vagina.
    Pssst... that wasn't a Tootsie Roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Joy View Post
    Best ever! I love that part of the movie....

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    Quote Originally Posted by acertaingirl View Post
    It was the Tootsie Pop lollipop. I wonder if it made a funny noise when T pulled it out of her butt? *POP*
    OMG!!!! I just laughed out loud. Oh no..... Visual!!!! VISUAL!!!! I'm not going to sleep good tonight....... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by acertaingirl View Post
    Why yes, I was (still haven't recovered).
    DO NOT search goatse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristinella View Post
    They also come in xl size that the Shriners hand out when you donate to them:



    Maybe one of those?


    I can't see how tootsie rolls (with their appearance and all) can be appealing in a vagina.
    Yeah, that whole Tootsie pop thing just screams 'failure of imagination' to me. That seems like something you do in the 'experimental-phase' of your sexual-development (and how many of those craptastic ideas did we all shit-can after we figured out that it sounded good, in-theory?).

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