Originally Posted by
Justice11
February 6, 2013
Dear Diary,
Today was another great day!! I got to talk more about my two favorite subjects. Me and sex! I admit I did get a bit confused at times today. Nurmi coached me really well, but I still got a bit mixed up. He told me all the things that I was supposed to say I felt, like "used" and "disappointed", but I just couldn't remember. Once I remembered how I was supposed to feel it was much better. I totally nailed it! The jury is so enthralled with me. I am using mental telepathy on them. And it is working!
Oh, I made another slip today. Jennifer was VERY clear that I was to pretend to cry anytime I saw Travis' sisters crying. Well, they got all upset over the pics of Travis' penis, so I instantly started fake crying. It was a little awkward, because there was obviously no reason for me to cry at all. Oopsie! So, I just instantly stopped. Then I used mental telepathy on the jurors to get them to forget. I just love controlling people!
I was able to recount a really funny story about Travis' dog Napoleon. I remember it like it was yesterday. Napoleon was really mean to me. He kept trying to get Travis' attention. Well, when Travis wasn't looking I pushed Napoleon into the pool. He almost drowned. It was so funny. But then Travis had to play the hero and save him. Made me so jealous. I cried in my bathroom for two hours. I told Travis I was pooping so he wouldn't get suspicious.
That story reminds me of another time when we were at the Sizzler. The waitress kept asking Travis questions and talking to him. I was so upset I went into the bathroom for about an hour. I cried and cried. You should have seen my face when I came out. Dry crying is excruciating! (Almost as bad as dry humping.) But, it is not my fault that my body doesn't produce tears, or moisture of any kind. Thank goodness I carry KY Jelly with me at all times. I was able to apply a little to my face and it looked exactly like tears.
Well, they are saying it is time to go back to the jail. It is a long weekend for me. I absolutely cannot wait until Monday.
Till next time,
Jodi