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    Man Attacks Farmworkers With 8-Inch Sausage

    FRESNO, Calif. -- Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they said broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

    Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

    Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

    The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

    Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

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    Re: Man Attacks Farmworkers With 8-Inch Sausage

    Some people would love to be assaulted with an 8 inch sausage. 
    A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

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    Re: Man Attacks Farmworkers With 8-Inch Sausage

    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=16151.msg997715#msg997715 date=1220840757]
    Some people would love to be assaulted with an 8 inch sausage. 
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    How about 6 1/4 on a regular day and 6 3/4 on special days.  :|
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Man Attacks Farmworkers With 8-Inch Sausage

    [quote author=Chauncy link=topic=16151.msg997725#msg997725 date=1220841122]

    How about 6 1/4 on a regular day and 6 3/4 on special days.  :|
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    A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

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    Re: Man Attacks Farmworkers With 8-Inch Sausage

    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=16151.msg997726#msg997726 date=1220841170]


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    I don't think that would be an assault though. More like a sparring session.
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    Re: Man Attacks Farmworkers With 8-Inch Sausage

    hahaha classic
    Boringgggggggggggggggg.

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    Re: Man Attacks Farmworkers With 8-Inch Sausage

    Lucky Dog.  I wonder what drugs this guy was on... Yay my state for having such weird people like this running around seasoning people up and giving them a beat down with meat...

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