The Do Not Want thread

[Nancy Drew]

She should've killed her and threw her in the Bellagio fountain.

omg, she posts a million pictures of herself and captions them with, "Lookin' good!" or "I still got it!" It's so great. I'm really done now.

[Ron_NYC]

oh you know what i do not want? to be the one fuckin single lady out there waiting for the bouquet. fuck that noise. fuck it up the ass with no lube, no spit and bareback with HIV.

i've been hit with a bouquet and i still didn't catch it.

also, the single dudes at the weddings i attend aren't any better than the single chicks at the weddings you go to ron. everyone is always like, OMG WEDDING, you can totally score! i haven't fucked a rando at a wedding yet. hmmm...maybe this is my year.

I was handed a garter.

[Glitterbomb]

I went to the wedding of my science teacher back in like 9th or 10th grade. It was a beutiful church wedding full of a million people I didn't know. We went to the reception and she sat in a chair and her husband went under her dress to get her garter...and we waited and waited. Like a minute later of him being shoulder deep under her dress, people were looking at each other all uncomfortable like "wtf is he doing under there?" Turns out his boutineer had gotten stuck in the underside of her dress and he had been calling for some assistance but no one could hear him under her dress and over the music.

[Nancy Drew]

haha that's kind of amazing. Angela- thrown, since there's a "have"

[LC]

So...which one of you gals wants to be one of my bridesmaids? Don't forget I'm a celebrity now. I've been recognized at the mall.

[whackjob]

So...which one of you gals wants to be one of my bridesmaids? Don't forget I'm a celebrity now. I've been recognized at the mall.

ME! ME! ME! what's another wedding?

[k_bass]

Well since you were supposed to marry me at one time, I think it's only fair that I at least get to be a bridesmaid.

[nerysinci]

I paid $1.99 to watch you on TV, WHO ELSE DID THAT? Bridesmaid duty seems a fair enough trade-off.

[LC]

You can all be in it. The colors are peach and seafoam green and I insist that you wear gold flip flops. IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.

[jessielee]

Im there. In my trash bag.

[Nancy Drew]

MY FOOTWEAR RIGHT NOW
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COINCIDENCE l THINK NOT

[LC]

Hahahaha people own gold flip flops? Awesome.

[Ron_NYC]

[Nancy Drew]

Whatever, I like them. $12.99 at Target. I give no fucks.

[Artemis]

I'd sport them. Here in SD, there are flip-flops for every occasion. I have 3 pairs of dressy flip-flops in case I want to dazzle it up, but not go all out heels. :)

[LC]

Oh I have nothing against flip flops. I'm wearing some now. I just didn't think people owned gold ones.

[HockeyGirl]

What size do you wear Tara? You have such tiny cute feet!

Beli, your rep made me rewatch that video and I can stop laughing

[Nancy Drew]

5.5

[Ron_NYC]

[HockeyGirl]

5.5

omg me too!! Sometimes a 5 though.
We can shoe swap!

[Artemis]

5.5

omg me too!! Sometimes a 5 though.
We can shoe swap!

I hate you both.

Flip-flops rule.

[Artemis]

How tall are you guys? I'm only 5'2", but I have fucking clown feet. I hate them.

[bowieluva]

Ugh do not want flip flops ever.

[angelaiscaustic]

When me and Amy were in Universal Studios, my sandal broke and I had to buy shoes. It was between flip flops and crocs. SO UPSETTING. I went with flip flops. I feel I made the right choice in that situation.

[Ron_NYC]

Ugh do not want flip flops ever.

You're in the right thread.

When me and Amy were in Universal Studios, my sandal broke and I had to buy shoes. It was between flip flops and crocs. SO UPSETTING. I went with flip flops. I feel I made the right choice in that situation.

Was death an option? Fuck, even with that on the table it's a tough choice.