Grandpa nails his ass with claw hammer

[UltraViolet]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0806082hammer1.html


Stop. Hammer Time!
Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil

AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa. For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24." (3 pages)

[merdeath]

Huh?  I guess I have to read the article then. 

[UltraViolet]

I edited it, for some reason I didn't think I could cut and paste from smoking gun.............

[Karalicious]

I wonder which end was in his ass 

[Nomad]

[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=15569.msg958828#msg958828 date=1218146658]
I wonder which end was in his ass 
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Ok, that hurt just thinking about it. 

[sarabei]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[oohsofaabulous]

Arrested for indecency in his own house? How does that work out?

A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24."

Well, I suppose its good that he only parades around naked 24 days a year. I think I might just parade around MY house naked 24 days a year too.

[Nomad]

[quote author=oohsofaabulous link=topic=15569.msg959873#msg959873 date=1218221158]
Arrested for indecency in his own house? How does that work out?



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he had all of his windows open as well as his front door.

If I'm wandering around my apartment naked I make sure to have the blinds closed - I live in a garden apartment and you can see in from the street.  I made th emistake once of NOT closing the blinds.  I got out of the shower and two teenage girls were looking at me from the sidewalk.  :lol:

[oohsofaabulous]

Well it still surprises me that he can be arrested for indecency in his own house. We just had a thing happen here where a woman was walking completely naked down the strip mall here and police were riding past her on bikes and couldn't do anything because apparently just walking around naked isn't enough to be charged with indecency. Even on a public street.