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« Reply #7720 on: November 05, 2009, 11:38:00 am » |
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This isn't "The Blatant Lies Thread".  Just stopped in to use the bathroom?
The trick where I live is to go early in the morning on a off day (not Monday or Friday). If you get there 15 min before they open almost nobody is there and you're one of the first people to get served. I also just had to prove that my car passed smog so I can get my stickers. |
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« Reply #7721 on: November 05, 2009, 02:21:17 pm » |
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I thought you never had to worry about that cuz you won't fuck anyone who won't 100% have an abortion?
I have been fooled before. Didn't last long though. A few chicks have talked themselves out of Ron dick with that "no abortion" talk. And unless you have something in writing, a bitch could always change her mind, and decide she wants to keep it. So until you're actually leaving the clinic, a brother is still sweating. |
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 I think some of us females are born with the ability to quickly spot the first thing wrong with a chick.
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« Reply #7722 on: November 05, 2009, 03:13:58 pm » |
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I am so exciteed for tomorrow. It's my birthday, I took the day off work, I have four nerdy documentaries to watch and a badass recipe for seafood nachos. I am going to do nothing of worth tomorrow. Best birthday ever.
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« Reply #7723 on: November 05, 2009, 03:34:57 pm » |
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Its definitely not a dumb thing,
but it makes me happy that Tara, Capn and others are involved in such good causes and lending a hand to help others.
It's really nice to know that people out there still care.
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« Reply #7724 on: November 05, 2009, 04:51:01 pm » |
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I think some of us females are born with the ability to quickly spot the first thing wrong with a chick.
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« Reply #7725 on: November 05, 2009, 10:16:27 pm » |
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I have been fooled before. Didn't last long though. A few chicks have talked themselves out of Ron dick with that "no abortion" talk.
And unless you have something in writing, a bitch could always change her mind, and decide she wants to keep it. So until you're actually leaving the clinic, a brother is still sweating.
I believe I told you this and you were like nuh uh, I KNOW the people I'm fucking. Bow down. |
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« Reply #7726 on: November 05, 2009, 10:35:16 pm » |
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I believe I told you this and you were like nuh uh, I KNOW the people I'm fucking.
Bow down.
Well one chick I was fucking, and inbetween sessions I brought up birth control. She says "I'm not on anything. I just don't have sex with people I wouldn't have children with."  Who talked herself out of Ron dick? She did. That was for Ash, cause I know she likes that. |
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« Reply #7727 on: November 06, 2009, 05:29:16 am » |
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Goooood morning everybody! I'm happy that I'll have my home computer back from the repair shop tonite. No more sneaking around work like a teenager (did feel good to be young) or going to the library to use the computer.
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« Reply #7728 on: November 06, 2009, 06:18:08 am » |
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Goooood morning everybody! I'm happy that I'll have my home computer back from the repair shop tonite. No more sneaking around work like a teenager (did feel good to be young) or going to the library to use the computer.
gm. thats great u get your pc back. it will be a good friday nite!!! |
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« Reply #7729 on: November 06, 2009, 01:38:55 pm » |
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« Reply #7730 on: November 06, 2009, 03:04:20 pm » |
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My lunch was awesome. I had broccoli sauteed with garlic and olive oil, buttermilk mashed potatoes, and coconut crusted chicken tenders. The chicken came with two dipping sauces, chili tamarind and cilantro coconut (I think this will be neener's fave). Now all I need is a nap and for one of my coworkers to fall down a well and the day is set.
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« Reply #7731 on: November 06, 2009, 03:26:46 pm » |
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My lunch was awesome. I had broccoli sauteed with garlic and olive oil, buttermilk mashed potatoes, and coconut crusted chicken tenders. The chicken came with two dipping sauces, chili tamarind and cilantro coconut (I think this will be neener's fave). Now all I need is a nap and for one of my coworkers to fall down a well and the day is set.
Does sound awesome! Restaurant or did you make it yourself? |
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« Reply #7732 on: November 06, 2009, 09:51:10 pm » |
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Peeps Chocolate Mousse Cats. Three trays, on sale at Target after Halloween. Currently open and I'm hoping I can avoid eating them all before they "cure."
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« Reply #7733 on: November 07, 2009, 04:58:43 am » |
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My uncle called my cousin beezy yesterday. Kayla always calls her mom that so he thought it meant so something super nice. It was hilarious when he asked what it meant and I said bitch. Kayla and I laughed for about 5 straight minutes. He's like "oops hahah I always hear you say that to your mom so I thought I'd say it to you."
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« Reply #7734 on: November 07, 2009, 07:35:31 am » |
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M co-worker got full on sprayed by a skunk. best day ever. |
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« Reply #7735 on: November 07, 2009, 10:30:09 am » |
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I get a free buffet lunch  Just for going to a meeting... which I'm supposedly at right now. also I just noticed  that angel winks and grows horns. |
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« Reply #7736 on: November 07, 2009, 10:31:07 am » |
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« Reply #7737 on: November 07, 2009, 10:31:51 am » |
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I get a free buffet lunch Just for going to a meeting... which I'm supposedly at right now. also I just noticed that angel winks and grows horns. is one of my favorite smileys |
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« Reply #7738 on: November 07, 2009, 10:33:32 am » |
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A beautiful day, taking the kids to the park to feed the ducks while the huz grills some carne asada.  |
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« Reply #7739 on: November 07, 2009, 10:46:32 am » |
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smashburger.
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