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Author Topic: Dumb things that make you happy.  (Read 150203 times)
strmmrgrrl
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« Reply #7640 on: November 01, 2009, 07:58:01 am »

When your lover is on her period and leaks all over the kitchen floor. Instead of cleaning it up in disgust you take the blood and put it on your face, neck and body and go to a Halloween party as Ron Goldman. Heart
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« Reply #7641 on: November 01, 2009, 11:31:40 am »

Getting signed up next week with a reenactment group.  Yayyy Victorian costuming and weapons for me!! Cheer
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« Reply #7642 on: November 01, 2009, 12:09:19 pm »

I just sold my car!  Cheer Leader
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« Reply #7643 on: November 01, 2009, 05:26:04 pm »

Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean.
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« Reply #7644 on: November 01, 2009, 05:27:41 pm »

Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean.

Causing a commotion cause they are so awesome.
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« Reply #7645 on: November 01, 2009, 05:33:57 pm »

Our brand new washer and dryer!  Cheer Also, the way that doing laundry makes the house smell.
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« Reply #7646 on: November 02, 2009, 12:34:01 am »

Unwrapping fast food. Its like a really mediocre Christmas present every time.
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« Reply #7647 on: November 02, 2009, 09:41:16 am »

The movie I've worked on for the past two years is having its first premiere in just a couple of hours in Paris.   Cheer
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« Reply #7648 on: November 02, 2009, 10:37:08 am »

going to class only to find out that it's cancelled for the day. i looove when that happens!
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« Reply #7649 on: November 02, 2009, 01:47:12 pm »

going to class only to find out that it's cancelled for the day. i looove when that happens!
I didn't go cause I feel shitty and found out it was canceled from a friend's text. My awesome beats yours. Well, not really cause I feel like shit. I guess they're equal.
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« Reply #7650 on: November 02, 2009, 02:52:54 pm »

I didn't go cause I feel shitty and found out it was canceled from a friend's text. My awesome beats yours. Well, not really cause I feel like shit. I guess they're equal.

see, as it turns out you are not taught by terminators
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« Reply #7651 on: November 02, 2009, 03:22:42 pm »

see, as it turns out you are not taught by terminators
Maybe he was busying killing Resistance soldiers while they're still in high school.
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« Reply #7652 on: November 03, 2009, 11:41:40 am »

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-09-25-Left-kids_N.htm

Hysterical I love this. Everytime I see it.
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« Reply #7653 on: November 03, 2009, 12:09:03 pm »


I wish I could use it on other people's kids.  undecided

Maybe he was busying killing Resistance soldiers while they're still in high school.

Terminator talk from you, Ronald, makes me very happy.
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« Reply #7654 on: November 03, 2009, 12:18:51 pm »

thursdays!

fuck, it's only tuesday.
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what the fuck does vietnam have to do with anything?
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« Reply #7655 on: November 03, 2009, 12:26:18 pm »

Guys!  Guys.  Hey, helloooo.  Someone give me $4200.  My future is here.

http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/cyberdyne-said-to-be-mass-producing-4-200-hal-robotic-suit/



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« Reply #7656 on: November 03, 2009, 02:08:39 pm »

Guys!  Guys.  Hey, helloooo.  Someone give me $4200.  My future is here.

http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/cyberdyne-said-to-be-mass-producing-4-200-hal-robotic-suit/





what the hell would you do with that?   
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« Reply #7657 on: November 03, 2009, 02:53:46 pm »

what the hell would you do with that?   

Pick up really heavy stuff and run for miles.  Maybe even punch bad guys.
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« Reply #7658 on: November 03, 2009, 03:50:14 pm »

i went to cash a $75 check from a cattering gig, and at the bank discovered a second check for $113 was also in the envelope.  fuckin'a.  Cheer Leader
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what the fuck does vietnam have to do with anything?
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« Reply #7659 on: November 03, 2009, 03:52:01 pm »

Pick up really heavy stuff and run for miles.  Maybe even punch bad guys.

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